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  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Sep 6, 11 at 6:21pm

    Damned vampires.

  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Sep 6, 11 at 2:30pm

    You bleed glitter ?!

  • Submitted by bandkid27 on Sep 6, 11 at 3:12pm

    That's what happens when you try to sing without autotune kesha. You get your ass kicked and get glitter dumped in your wounds.

    • Submitted by gaux on Sep 6, 11 at 10:54pm

      hi. go kill yourself. bye.\n

      • Submitted by destructo on Sep 7, 11 at 12:18am

        gaux, shut the fuck up. Shit dick.

  • Submitted by SAMLOFG on Sep 6, 11 at 1:50pm

    Is your name Ke$ha?

  • Submitted by ch33zits on Sep 6, 11 at 11:27pm

    This is what happens when you walk into a g@y bar wearing a "I hate g@y people" shirt.

  • Submitted by lemothelemon on Sep 7, 11 at 4:13am

    Only one Twilight related comment ? For shame, twilight haters

  • Submitted by Mik27pmc on Sep 8, 11 at 12:14am

    Spreading the "herp" has never been so festive...

  • Submitted by absoKYLElutely on Sep 7, 11 at 3:35am

    People that comment on these quotes are fucking idiots. Oh, wait...

  • Submitted by hvltn on Sep 9, 11 at 12:54am

    Stripper knife fight!