i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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