I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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