Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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