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  • 76 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 9:03pm

    Why the fuck are monkeys not turning into humans now

  • 77 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:47pm

    This is from Arkansas...birth control and conception are forbidden tabboos in school

  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:11pm

    I'm a little teapot...

  • 77 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:11pm

    Who thinks the bacon guy, the cheese guy, and the in your face guy are all funnier than that fckin pretzel guy?

  • 79 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:46pm

    how would they KNOW it worked? you dont always get pregnant having sex without a condom

  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:13pm

    Why do people say, much less text, shit like "just so you know"? Aren't you telling them so they'll know?

  • 68 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:43pm

    I'm sorry, I don't get it.

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    the malibu bodysuit is not attractive, get the fuck out american apparel

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:46am

    759--as someone who has went to college in Arkansas the last 3 years, I can assure you this state is filled with inbred, racist bible thumping hillbillies who don't believe in evolution

  • 73 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:50pm

    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 72 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:46pm

    6:13. It's like a heads up. I personally think it's a waste of a phrase but that's the answer I'm usually given.

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:14pm

    Skeet skeet skeet and no plan b or worries. Gotta love it. Seriously.. You really gotta love it

  • 71 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:28pm

    *BOTH of the posts at 6:11

  • 65 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:52pm

    2:46 oh that's intelligent. i've lived in Arkansas my entire life, and I agree, there are some hicks. but I would have to argue that sterotyping is more ignorant than someone who doesn't believe in evolution. hollaaa,

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:39am

    Okay, that kinda makes sense.

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:27pm

    I think 6:11 is the one who posted the txt about doing acid on Monday nights the other day

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:47pm

    word. some people try for a long ass time to get pregnant. further investigation needed...

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 6:17pm

    ya gotta jack off and take it to the doctor to look at under a microscope to make dang sure you don't have any swimmers...

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:33am

    She's just saying that she got her period.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:43pm

    I want my hubby to get one!