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  • You sir are an ass...don't get a GF problem solved and please please don't pro-create.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:32pm
  • This is one of t he funniest things I've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:00am
  • hahahahahaha despite it being cruel, the reply is fucking hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:03am
  • 1:11-- lmfao, massholes. beautiful. but uh we cant apply that to 978, he/she's fckn boss. ahaha love this. its so true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:20am
  • I sort of think its the opposite...having a relationship in your hometown is like cornrows... you're only home for a few weeks...Plus people who try to stay together at college are just silly. It usually doesn't work. Okay I'm not waiting for all the recently graduated college seniors to yell at me and tell me its true love. Bring it baby! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:28pm
    • This actually makes more sense than the original, but both are retarded, so enjoy your special ed gold star.

      Submitted by exosus on Aug 30, 11 at 8:52pm
  • well cause everyone from NJ has to leave the state for a decent college How disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Hahahahah shut up guys this is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:34am
  • you are terrible... I suppose it would be better to go to the bar.. get wasted.. fuck some random.. then go back to school and give your college girl friend genital warts... yeah!! thats for the gift buddie!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:06pm
  • yeah..i would agree if i was a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:00pm
  • disgusting scumbags. 10:57pm, you're obviously a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:24am
  • truer words were never spoken

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:20pm
  • Not always true, but hey, to each his own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:28pm
  • they may go to Chico State

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:59pm
  • good one but you do have to call them sometimes...bullshit...just break up with their ass every summer....ballin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:30pm
  • why does everyone take this all so seriously! This text is hilarious, and true! its like all the fat dormrat chicks sit on these sites and take their frustrations out on the responses! Great texts Jersey!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:39pm
  • LMAO at 1:11, my roommates friend johnny is a total douche who never has a girlfriend because he "needs to keep his options open" and "only sleeps with 10's" yet last weekend he bought home the fattest chick at the club and had to do her in the butt because it was her time of the month. HAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:21pm
  • definitely.nj has no decent colleges. especially princeton.....what an educational shithole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:34am
  • It's true you dolts. College GFs are only GFs at college. The rest of the summer you're not. She's out there doing her thing too, I guarantee it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:07pm
  • I feel bad for the people that think like this. It's a shame you'll never feel how good it feels to be with someone where you don't WANT anyone else, even if your GF/BF is hundreds of miles away for a couple months. No, all you will ever feel is the stinging pain of herpes :( Sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:40am
  • I don't go to bars (unless I'm already smashed) because I fear they are filled with people who would agree with this statement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Nobody ever seems to have a problem with other people cheating, unless its their significant other. Just grow enough balls to have an open relationship or don't have any relationships already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:52pm
  • lol it figures a Masshole and someone from Dirty Jersey would say that more people will make fun of you when you are smashed at the bar and take home a 300 pound chick one night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Wow, I'm sorry you made poor life choices 10:56. Sucks to be you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:35pm
  • just so you know, the locals all make fun of white tourists who get cornrows while in jamaica.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:31pm
  • assholes. I hope your gf's find out and dump your loser asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:37pm
  • 8======================D~~~

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:50pm
  • 6:49, you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 1:45am
  • That's awesome. Scoundrels rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:59pm
  • Well, that would be the gift that keeps on giving - eh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10pm
  • people get really defensive about this sort of thing, don't they? also, i love how people on this site love to wish sexually transmitted diseases on each other. good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:07pm
  • fucking hilarious, get over it people,.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:41pm
  • It is funny because it is true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:00am
  • hahahaha thats not true, but still funny. Ppl dont be cunts. Its a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:39pm
  • hahahaha im pretty sure this is my ex boyfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:15pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH although its disgusting, im going to give that to you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:37pm
  • soo funny...ahahahaha. love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:00am
  • But, just like you leave the cornrows behind when you leave Jamaica, you also shut the hell up about your hookups. That is, if you ever want to see your college gf naked again... or get a new one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:00pm
  • most of you little shits need to grow the fuck up. these kids aren't married and hell, you'll only live once. make it great. you'll regret it in 15 years, when you're married to that college bitch and she's ugly as hell and there's a dozen hot ass college chicks you DIDN'T fuck on your conscience. how's that for regret?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:56pm
  • hahah, 978, FACT. bostonnnn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:02am
  • LMFAO. The response is great. My boyfriend is in Texas, and I'm in California ): I'd be pissed if he thought like this, but the response is still funny as hell. haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:42am
  • bwhaahhahaha... genius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 6:01pm
  • Hahaha I got corn rows in jamaica!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:47pm
  • hahah whyyy is everyone calling this guy an asshole!? i would without a doubt say the same thing and i'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:57pm
  • haha I got cornrows in Jamaica and yeah I got laughed at when I got back. ;,(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:55am