its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
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You sir are an ass...don't get a GF problem solved and please please don't pro-create.
This is one of t he funniest things I've ever read
hahahahahaha despite it being cruel, the reply is fucking hilarious.
well cause everyone from NJ has to leave the state for a decent college
I sort of think its the opposite...having a relationship in your hometown is like cornrows... you're only home for a few weeks...Plus people who try to stay together at college are just silly. It usually doesn't work. Okay I'm not waiting for all the recently graduated college seniors to yell at me and tell me its true love. Bring it baby! :-)
This actually makes more sense than the original, but both are retarded, so enjoy your special ed gold star.
1:11-- lmfao, massholes. beautiful.
but uh we cant apply that to 978, he/she's fckn boss. ahaha love this. its so true.
you are terrible... I suppose it would be better to go to the bar.. get wasted.. fuck some random.. then go back to school and give your college girl friend genital warts... yeah!! thats for the gift buddie!!
truer words were never spoken
yeah..i would agree if i was a guy.
Hahahahah shut up guys this is hilarious.
I don't go to bars (unless I'm already smashed) because I fear they are filled with people who would agree with this statement.
I feel bad for the people that think like this. It's a shame you'll never feel how good it feels to be with someone where you don't WANT anyone else, even if your GF/BF is hundreds of miles away for a couple months. No, all you will ever feel is the stinging pain of herpes :( Sad.
Not always true, but hey, to each his own.
10:57pm, you're obviously a whore.
definitely.nj has no decent colleges. especially princeton.....what an educational shithole.
why does everyone take this all so seriously! This text is hilarious, and true! its like all the fat dormrat chicks sit on these sites and take their frustrations out on the responses! Great texts Jersey!
fucking hilarious, get over it people,.
although its disgusting, im going to give that to you
LMAO at 1:11, my roommates friend johnny is a total douche who never has a girlfriend because he "needs to keep his options open" and "only sleeps with 10's" yet last weekend he bought home the fattest chick at the club and had to do her in the butt because it was her time of the month. HAH.
good one but you do have to call them sometimes...bullshit...just break up with their ass every summer....ballin
people get really defensive about this sort of thing, don't they? also, i love how people on this site love to wish sexually transmitted diseases on each other. good times.
It's true you dolts. College GFs are only GFs at college. The rest of the summer you're not. She's out there doing her thing too, I guarantee it.
Well, that would be the gift that keeps on giving - eh?
they may go to Chico State
hahahaha im pretty sure this is my ex boyfriend!
lol it figures a Masshole and someone from Dirty Jersey would say that
more people will make fun of you when you are smashed at the bar and take home a 300 pound chick one night
Nobody ever seems to have a problem with other people cheating, unless its their significant other. Just grow enough balls to have an open relationship or don't have any relationships already.
Wow, I'm sorry you made poor life choices 10:56. Sucks to be you.
assholes. I hope your gf's find out and dump your loser asses
hahahaha thats not true, but still funny. Ppl dont be cunts. Its a joke
That's awesome. Scoundrels rock.
But, just like you leave the cornrows behind when you leave Jamaica, you also shut the hell up about your hookups. That is, if you ever want to see your college gf naked again... or get a new one.
It is funny because it is true
LMFAO. The response is great. My boyfriend is in Texas, and I'm in California ): I'd be pissed if he thought like this, but the response is still funny as hell. haha
hahah, 978, FACT. bostonnnn!
6:49, you're an idiot.
just so you know, the locals all make fun of white tourists who get cornrows while in jamaica.
Hahaha I got corn rows in jamaica!!!
most of you little shits need to grow the fuck up. these kids aren't married and hell, you'll only live once. make it great. you'll regret it in 15 years, when you're married to that college bitch and she's ugly as hell and there's a dozen hot ass college chicks you DIDN'T fuck on your conscience. how's that for regret?
hahah whyyy is everyone calling this guy an asshole!? i would without a doubt say the same thing and i'm a girl
soo funny...ahahahaha. love this.
haha I got cornrows in Jamaica and yeah I got laughed at when I got back. ;,(