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  • Better than having herself tatooed onto her cat.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Aug 8, 10 at 10:06am
  • Rule: The more pu55y a woman has, the more of a freak in bed she is!! Wrap it and tap it. No exceptions.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 8, 10 at 1:14pm
  • Don't u like pu55y?

    Submitted by oliviadelis on Aug 8, 10 at 9:11am
  • Can I get an awkward turtle...

    Submitted by LoXoXo on Aug 8, 10 at 5:59pm
  • Meow !!!

    Submitted by oliviadelis on Aug 8, 10 at 9:10am
  • Damn this is the perfect text for a rule...I bet you he's reading.

    Submitted by DestruKto on Aug 8, 10 at 9:38am
  • Did you violate the cat before ya left?

    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 8, 10 at 4:44pm
  • now you can fuckk two pu55ies at once. make them purrrr

    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 9, 10 at 10:23am
  • Haha this is my area. Florida

    Submitted by 27BronxBombers on Aug 9, 10 at 3:08pm
  • If you're in the Monterey Bay area, then I know who that is and she's nuts. Good call.

    Submitted by krjac82 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:36pm
  • If this occured in Dallas or Shreveport, then that was probably my ex...

    Submitted by Colt4130 on Aug 8, 10 at 11:25am
  • If this happened in colorado springs her name is Ashley Brennan and she has 5 stds

    Submitted by ricky2003 on Aug 9, 10 at 2:41am
  • Who cares son. I did a chick with a peacock on her back. One with a lizard on her hip. And on with stars all over her ankles. Cmon son. Get with the program!

    Submitted by Clockwork on Aug 8, 10 at 11:34am
  • As any sane man should have.

    Submitted by dre623 on Aug 8, 10 at 9:35am
  • Wtf? I have a cat tattooed on me, and I'm awesome in bed. What does one have to do with the other?

    Submitted by tomahto on Aug 9, 10 at 5:13pm