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  • Women who like a man with some firepower, I guess.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:14pm
  • oh my god. if i ever get with a guy who pisses me off, i'm making him do this to himself. then the breakup sex will be worth it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:06am
  • He could've had his mouth agape without even realizing it. If you're leaning back in your seat with you and your partner and jerkin' your gherkin, it's easy to get caught up in the moment and not realize what you're about to do to yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:53am
  • Aw did 9:14 have a backfired facial once? Seriously, actually talk it over before hand. That way no one gets a surprise facial.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Hahahaha, poor guy. That's awesome though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:50pm
  • Force is good. Just sayin' their reaction is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:44pm
  • What's up, vanilla face?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:05am
  • Been there. Proud yet disgusting, kinda warm too hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Underrated post 3:05

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:03pm
  • usually means there was something *real* good happening just before he blew. believe me, i know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:25pm
  • I watched my boyfriend jizz in his face, it was my fault, and the best thing I've ever witnessed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:11pm
  • hanging out with his girlfirend and I JIZZED IN MY FACE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:05pm
  • God 4:03 can't you take a fucking joke? Grow some balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:19pm
  • The best part is the facial expression they make when it hits....my bf had his mouth open and it shot in his mouth. I almost died of laughter and till this day he turns his head and keeps his mouth closed when he shoots. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:56am
  • Who would call this a good night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I am from Louisville. This happened to me. I am scared.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:10pm
  • i'm guessing he was about to blow a load on your face and you pushed his dick up to point at his face? you're a cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:14pm
  • We're definitely proud of our distance and accuracy. I've never hit my own face and really never could since I could get my face out of the way with relative ease. I have however shot one straight up in the air and had to get out of the way to dodge a re-entry strike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:22am
  • Hahaha. I have witnessed this before. He was SO freaked out. Funniest thing, ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:27am
  • if any girl laughed if i jizzed myself in the face i would swiftly cock slap her and remind her where her place in the world is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:03pm
  • lol@605. And I don't get how a chick could see a guy jizzing on his own face as hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:36pm
  • If it's been a long time since the last time, this is likely to happen. First time back home from college, my girlfriend was going down on me. She didn't like to swallow so she finished with her hand. WHAM right in the face. It was amusing at the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:02am
  • 327 its an act. Most guys love good force and it just happens. No big deal. We just want girls not to think that way about us. However I've been told by girls they do think its hot. So whatever. I enjoy forceful ones. That's what counts. If you gotta clean your hair or wipe ur mouth so what.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:24am
  • hahahahahaha sucksss at least not YOUR face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:09pm
  • HHAHAHAHA yeah i definitely made my boyfriend do this before too. awesome. He got it in his eye.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Goshh , I love Louisville :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:15pm
  • And where would that place be? Laughing at your spermy blunders with a tiny red spot on her cheek?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:56pm
  • 411@yes very very hot to see especially if he does not mind.some guys are proud of distance and force.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 6:35pm
  • he'll probably think twice the next time he wants to put it on your face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:14am
  • james s. ........ but for him, it wouldnt be that far of a distance....i hear he is pretty flexible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:05pm
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