Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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