I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
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It's a common mistake.
Well, you were at the bar and you were being lectured about dying or going to prison. Then you found out your boyfriend done some blow off of a dead guy. in yur overwhelmed state you answered Jose Cuervo's call and it all went down hill from there.
Trust me... It works out
That's funny wer u drunk?
Dude... He's "doodling" while we talk. He's drawing "shapes" or "forms" ... Round ones. I just became incredibly uncomfortable.
If I had a dime for every time that happened