After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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