Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
