We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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5:14 let's get married world war z is amazinggg and no twilight fan would survive. Nor would they survive fallout 3
Taylor is fuckin hideous. And I'm a girl so don't ry n say your just jealous! Blah blah blah. The boy looks like an Asian retard. He's gross. Not my type of guyy
OMG I LOVE MY EDWARD AND HE WOULD LOVE ME TOO EVEN THOUGH MOST BOYS DONT LIKE ME BECAUSE I AM 4'5 AND 300 POUNDS BUT EDWARD IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL HE WOULD SEE ME FOR THE REAL ME
Taylor Lautner is "cute". I swear, all these girls that want men that have a face that could go on another girl disturb me. His body is hot. Either way, I'm not watching Twilight just because of one guy.
i dont get it. whats happening in 468 days?
fucking hate twilight, stupidest shit EVER.
but I have to agree............I would turn straight for that boy like HOLY FUCK HE IS HOT AS HELL
he is so fucking hot i want to fuck him into the next century.
I don't get the 436 days thing...
but, yeah, i'm so sick of twilight texts
hahaha any slut that likes twilight is a 12 year old whore... get over yourself... they arent even real characters... fucking vampires fighting over the love of a vampire whore!
He like a hundred years old so you can still fantasize about him guilt free!
Im agreeing with 9:32. I hate Twilight and all that crap, but he is really hot...
oh i'm glad you guys cleared that up and it's actually 207. i was about to feel disgusting for watching the trailer twelve times just to see him shirtless and have him be 16.
p.s. 4:40: false. absolutely false. like 75% of girls love twilight...of all ages. are we allllll unkempt losers? no.
Wasn't he in Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
taylor lautner is fine as helll
Harry potter must be so jealous the vampires are getting all the attention now. Poor baby
vampires= fucking bitches
werewolves= a bit underrated, but definitely for good reason
zombies= the end of the fucking world.
OPs...you parents really should've let you play with bleach as children.
Twilight is like the story for all unpopular unkempt girls who have a hard time fitting in with everyone else in high school. Its their fantasy of being popular and being fought over by two "hot guys" when in actuality most have never even had a boyfriend, its kind of sad.
Twilight = FAIL
and FUCK the Jonas brothers!!
He's legal in 436 days. I can't believe I just had to explain that.
I don't give a damn, Taylor Lautner is oh so finnnee, even though I'm 19, I'd so not wait another 400+ days to eff him if he showed up at my house :]
Jacob doesnt sparkle. Edward sparkles. and um, duh.... he's sooo hot.
FYI, 2:34, "Jacob" in the series doesn't glitter, the vampires do.
2:35, they are obviously not 12 years old, or else they wouldn't be worried about the illegalities of thinking a minor is hot.
Maybe 468 days is when these people turn legal?
And I am not a fat virgin and I definitely think Taylor Lautner is hot! :)
Who cares what movie he's in, the guy who plays jacob is fine as hell.
he's hot as fuck whether he is legal or not, you cant take legal action against someones thoughts.
2:42 - I know. I'm a Twilight fan. But I'm sick of seeing the anti-Twilight brigade mouthing off on these threads about that kind of crap. People who hate Twilight talk about it more than people who like it...
why? i don't get it. why 468 days
when can we start hitting women again?
Dude... both of the people involved in this text exchange should really be shot.
taylor lautner is soooooooo FUKING HOT
This isn't about Twilight, so please don't make it be. It's about an actor from the movie (who happens to look really hot shirtless).
2:28 actually doesnt like twilight and is trying to use reverse psychology. to stop tfln posts. what the hell.
also i dont even like twilight and i think this guy is hot. honestly, people, don't turn this into another twilight debate. waste of time
3:49, I pity you and your inability to spell correctly.
sorry, 3:48, i just googled him and I don't think he's that attractive... too feminine for my taste.
i think i go to college with these two. and if so, one is a photographer (HA) and the other likes theater way too much.
The mods fuck up again.
hey, not all of us are fat
... or virgins
EW. EW. EW. Twilight fans need to be gassed.
i know who sent this text. it's my cousin, no joke.
she lives in westlake. and is 19
I feel so bad for the actors when crazy fans can't separate them from the characters. He's shirtless in the trailer and pics out now... you can think he's hot whenever you want to. Granted, I'd be pulling a major mrs robinson if I got all lusty after him
Ah, gotta love 12 year olds who think they're going to marry fictional characters.
again. zombies. that's all i have to say.
why do you have to wait? You can like the actor any time... fuck the movie
4:21 u just made me LOL! but screw twilight wanna see a "real" vampire movie? watch interview with the vampire.
Hey, you may hate the whole series, but if you don't admit that Taylor Lautner is beyond hot, you're just idiotic. Or you're a guy...so I guess you guys are off the hook.
Ladies, however, accept how attractive he is. Who wouldn't do him?
(And Taylor Lautner is Jacob, the hot, not glittery, American one)
WHY WHY WHY would you post this, mods??? You're just going to get the same "I fucking hate twilight and all the fat virgins that love it" posts over and over again. OLD.
greatest t-shirt ever... 'and then buffy slayed edward. the end.'
I hate twilight, but when I saw Taylor lautner's chest on the mtv awards I decided I just might go see the retarded movie in theaters, just for that.
actually, I think I'll just watch the preview on youtube over and over. that way I dont have to see the unnecessary parts that involve edward and bella.
LAME. Super LAME. His skin really doesnt do the glittery thing when he steps into the sunlight. It's called special effects.
i hate young girls. Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble ladies but those are NOT the best years of your life :)
Have fun waiting in line for New Moon
everyone calm down. we all know he is sexy .fuck the jonas brothers? okay i will . :)
Ahh twi-hards, you make me feel normal. Thank you.
hahahahaaa he's legal then. effing hilarious. i am 28 and proud to say he's hot no matter how young he is hahahaaaa!!!
I love Twilight. And Harry Potter. : ) deal with it, all of you! hahahahhaaaaa
twilight is for 11 year old girls that no one likes. all fans of twilight deserve to be lined up and executed.
As much as I dislike the Twiverse, I have to say, Taylor Lautner (uh, sp?) is damn fine. Mm-hmm, etc.
these r young stupid 15 yr old girl texts.. so dumb.. but id stick my fat cock in the buttholes of all these hoes, then keep them captive in my basement and bone them whenever.. just like i keep black ppl in my basement cuz i hate them
Love how many people waste their time with this bullshit. go get a real boyfriend
How are these stupid ones MAKING IT? Holy shit. I'm sure much funnier texts have been shot down, but this Twilight bullshit gets on fine.
Pretty sure it's not illegal to think a minor is hot. So the text really doesn't make sense anyway.
Also going by what 2:54 said, that's not even the right number of days. This text is just all around fail.
first I thought that in 468 days Jacob would turn 18; assuming the texters are over the age of 18 and don't want to be considered pedophiles. But no 468 is october 31, 2010 sometime after his 18th birthday..so I'm stumped
If I see one more twilight related text I am gonna slapahoe
you fucking dumb cunts. read world war z. see how your jacob would do then
It's actually 207 days until he turns 18. Just sayin.
ANSWER: you are both fucking sad. May I quote the goth kids of southpark..."there is no such thing as vampires, if you think you are a vampire you ARE FUCKING RETARDED". End. Of. Story.
when you're ready for your special appearance on the show "snapped"
all i have to say is thank god he lost the wig for this movie.
I just enjoy the fact that people think there opinion actually matters.
Twilight causes brain damage
just because everyone that is WEIRD doesn't enjoy twilight doesn't mean they need to take their hatred out on taylor lautner. he is fucking hot and there is NO denying that
They're both pretty sad.
I wonder how old the texters in this one are.
So you're not allowed to even "THINK" someone under 18 is hot? I pitty you. I pitty you because you are a foolish fucking sheep.
his name is Taylor Lautner.
This is the most revolting submission I've ever read. D:
twilight reminds me of a piece of shit
3:18 - amen to that! Fuck twilight!
this is stupid. who cares? no one. not funny. my texts never get on this site, and shit like this does! wtf?!
Taylor is pretty yummy. Kinda feel sorry for the guy though, for the rest of his life he is going to be harassed by crazy twilight freaks.
Although you've gotta give the series some credit. It somehow managed to make someone as skanky as Rob Pattison seem irresistable to some girls.
Taylor Lautner is adorable... and I agree 100%. Can't wait til I'm allowed to think of him as 'hot'
2:42 - and not all of us are 12. LoL!
2:34 - Jacob isn't supposed to sparkle. He's not a vampire, he's a werewolf.
And why is it that we have to wait 436 days? I think we should be allowed to think Jacob is hot as soon as he takes off his shirt in New Moon! Haha!
that fool goes to my school