We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
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5:14 let's get married world war z is amazinggg and no twilight fan would survive. Nor would they survive fallout 3
Taylor is fuckin hideous. And I'm a girl so don't ry n say your just jealous! Blah blah blah. The boy looks like an Asian retard. He's gross. Not my type of guyy
Taylor Lautner is "cute". I swear, all these girls that want men that have a face that could go on another girl disturb me. His body is hot. Either way, I'm not watching Twilight just because of one guy.
OMG I LOVE MY EDWARD AND HE WOULD LOVE ME TOO EVEN THOUGH MOST BOYS DONT LIKE ME BECAUSE I AM 4'5 AND 300 POUNDS BUT EDWARD IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL HE WOULD SEE ME FOR THE REAL ME
Jacob doesnt sparkle. Edward sparkles. and um, duh.... he's sooo hot.
he is so fucking hot i want to fuck him into the next century.
2:28 actually doesnt like twilight and is trying to use reverse psychology. to stop tfln posts. what the hell.
also i dont even like twilight and i think this guy is hot. honestly, people, don't turn this into another twilight debate. waste of time
i dont get it. whats happening in 468 days?
why? i don't get it. why 468 days
oh i'm glad you guys cleared that up and it's actually 207. i was about to feel disgusting for watching the trailer twelve times just to see him shirtless and have him be 16.
p.s. 4:40: false. absolutely false. like 75% of girls love twilight...of all ages. are we allllll unkempt losers? no.
sorry, 3:48, i just googled him and I don't think he's that attractive... too feminine for my taste.
Harry potter must be so jealous the vampires are getting all the attention now. Poor baby
I don't give a damn, Taylor Lautner is oh so finnnee, even though I'm 19, I'd so not wait another 400+ days to eff him if he showed up at my house :]
taylor lautner is fine as helll
OPs...you parents really should've let you play with bleach as children.
Wasn't he in Sharkboy and Lavagirl?
vampires= fucking bitches
werewolves= a bit underrated, but definitely for good reason
zombies= the end of the fucking world.
Twilight is like the story for all unpopular unkempt girls who have a hard time fitting in with everyone else in high school. Its their fantasy of being popular and being fought over by two "hot guys" when in actuality most have never even had a boyfriend, its kind of sad.
Twilight = FAIL
and FUCK the Jonas brothers!!
2:42 - I know. I'm a Twilight fan. But I'm sick of seeing the anti-Twilight brigade mouthing off on these threads about that kind of crap. People who hate Twilight talk about it more than people who like it...
Im agreeing with 9:32. I hate Twilight and all that crap, but he is really hot...
This isn't about Twilight, so please don't make it be. It's about an actor from the movie (who happens to look really hot shirtless).
he's hot as fuck whether he is legal or not, you cant take legal action against someones thoughts.
Who cares what movie he's in, the guy who plays jacob is fine as hell.
i think i go to college with these two. and if so, one is a photographer (HA) and the other likes theater way too much.
He's legal in 436 days. I can't believe I just had to explain that.
I feel so bad for the actors when crazy fans can't separate them from the characters. He's shirtless in the trailer and pics out now... you can think he's hot whenever you want to. Granted, I'd be pulling a major mrs robinson if I got all lusty after him
Dude... both of the people involved in this text exchange should really be shot.
taylor lautner is soooooooo FUKING HOT
hey, not all of us are fat
... or virgins
greatest t-shirt ever... 'and then buffy slayed edward. the end.'
why do you have to wait? You can like the actor any time... fuck the movie
3:49, I pity you and your inability to spell correctly.
Love how many people waste their time with this bullshit. go get a real boyfriend
WHY WHY WHY would you post this, mods??? You're just going to get the same "I fucking hate twilight and all the fat virgins that love it" posts over and over again. OLD.
I hate twilight, but when I saw Taylor lautner's chest on the mtv awards I decided I just might go see the retarded movie in theaters, just for that.
actually, I think I'll just watch the preview on youtube over and over. that way I dont have to see the unnecessary parts that involve edward and bella.
when can we start hitting women again?
How are these stupid ones MAKING IT? Holy shit. I'm sure much funnier texts have been shot down, but this Twilight bullshit gets on fine.
these r young stupid 15 yr old girl texts.. so dumb.. but id stick my fat cock in the buttholes of all these hoes, then keep them captive in my basement and bone them whenever.. just like i keep black ppl in my basement cuz i hate them
He like a hundred years old so you can still fantasize about him guilt free!
Hey, you may hate the whole series, but if you don't admit that Taylor Lautner is beyond hot, you're just idiotic. Or you're a guy...so I guess you guys are off the hook.
Ladies, however, accept how attractive he is. Who wouldn't do him?
(And Taylor Lautner is Jacob, the hot, not glittery, American one)
The mods fuck up again.
4:21 u just made me LOL! but screw twilight wanna see a "real" vampire movie? watch interview with the vampire.
i know who sent this text. it's my cousin, no joke.
she lives in westlake. and is 19
Ah, gotta love 12 year olds who think they're going to marry fictional characters.
EW. EW. EW. Twilight fans need to be gassed.
hahahahaaa he's legal then. effing hilarious. i am 28 and proud to say he's hot no matter how young he is hahahaaaa!!!
I love Twilight. And Harry Potter. : ) deal with it, all of you! hahahahhaaaaa
FYI, 2:34, "Jacob" in the series doesn't glitter, the vampires do.
2:35, they are obviously not 12 years old, or else they wouldn't be worried about the illegalities of thinking a minor is hot.
again. zombies. that's all i have to say.
fucking hate twilight, stupidest shit EVER.
but I have to agree............I would turn straight for that boy like HOLY FUCK HE IS HOT AS HELL
i hate young girls. Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble ladies but those are NOT the best years of your life :)
Have fun waiting in line for New Moon
I don't get the 436 days thing...
but, yeah, i'm so sick of twilight texts
twilight is for 11 year old girls that no one likes. all fans of twilight deserve to be lined up and executed.
everyone calm down. we all know he is sexy .fuck the jonas brothers? okay i will . :)
It's actually 207 days until he turns 18. Just sayin.
Ahh twi-hards, you make me feel normal. Thank you.
If I see one more twilight related text I am gonna slapahoe
ANSWER: you are both fucking sad. May I quote the goth kids of southpark..."there is no such thing as vampires, if you think you are a vampire you ARE FUCKING RETARDED". End. Of. Story.
you fucking dumb cunts. read world war z. see how your jacob would do then
first I thought that in 468 days Jacob would turn 18; assuming the texters are over the age of 18 and don't want to be considered pedophiles. But no 468 is october 31, 2010 sometime after his 18th birthday..so I'm stumped
LAME. Super LAME. His skin really doesnt do the glittery thing when he steps into the sunlight. It's called special effects.
Maybe 468 days is when these people turn legal?
And I am not a fat virgin and I definitely think Taylor Lautner is hot! :)
As much as I dislike the Twiverse, I have to say, Taylor Lautner (uh, sp?) is damn fine. Mm-hmm, etc.
I just enjoy the fact that people think there opinion actually matters.
hahaha any slut that likes twilight is a 12 year old whore... get over yourself... they arent even real characters... fucking vampires fighting over the love of a vampire whore!
Pretty sure it's not illegal to think a minor is hot. So the text really doesn't make sense anyway.
Also going by what 2:54 said, that's not even the right number of days. This text is just all around fail.
Taylor is pretty yummy. Kinda feel sorry for the guy though, for the rest of his life he is going to be harassed by crazy twilight freaks.
Although you've gotta give the series some credit. It somehow managed to make someone as skanky as Rob Pattison seem irresistable to some girls.
when you're ready for your special appearance on the show "snapped"
his name is Taylor Lautner.
all i have to say is thank god he lost the wig for this movie.
So you're not allowed to even "THINK" someone under 18 is hot? I pitty you. I pitty you because you are a foolish fucking sheep.
This is the most revolting submission I've ever read. D:
Twilight causes brain damage
just because everyone that is WEIRD doesn't enjoy twilight doesn't mean they need to take their hatred out on taylor lautner. he is fucking hot and there is NO denying that
twilight reminds me of a piece of shit
3:18 - amen to that! Fuck twilight!
They're both pretty sad.
I wonder how old the texters in this one are.
Taylor Lautner is adorable... and I agree 100%. Can't wait til I'm allowed to think of him as 'hot'
this is stupid. who cares? no one. not funny. my texts never get on this site, and shit like this does! wtf?!
that fool goes to my school
2:42 - and not all of us are 12. LoL!
2:34 - Jacob isn't supposed to sparkle. He's not a vampire, he's a werewolf.
And why is it that we have to wait 436 days? I think we should be allowed to think Jacob is hot as soon as he takes off his shirt in New Moon! Haha!