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  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:18pm

    Dude... both of the people involved in this text exchange should really be shot.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:07pm

    Taylor is fuckin hideous. And I'm a girl so don't ry n say your just jealous! Blah blah blah. The boy looks like an Asian retard. He's gross. Not my type of guyy

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:05pm

    OPs...you parents really should've let you play with bleach as children.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:21am

    EW. EW. EW. Twilight fans need to be gassed. THE END.

  • 43 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:38am

    i dont get it. whats happening in 468 days?

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:20pm

    vampires= fucking bitches werewolves= a bit underrated, but definitely for good reason zombies= the end of the fucking world.

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:41pm

    OMG I LOVE MY EDWARD AND HE WOULD LOVE ME TOO EVEN THOUGH MOST BOYS DONT LIKE ME BECAUSE I AM 4'5 AND 300 POUNDS BUT EDWARD IS BETTER THAN YOU ALL HE WOULD SEE ME FOR THE REAL ME

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:08pm

    taylor lautner is fine as helll

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:30pm

    Jacob doesnt sparkle. Edward sparkles. and um, duh.... he's sooo hot.

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:34am

    5:14 let's get married world war z is amazinggg and no twilight fan would survive. Nor would they survive fallout 3

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:28pm

    oh i'm glad you guys cleared that up and it's actually 207. i was about to feel disgusting for watching the trailer twelve times just to see him shirtless and have him be 16. p.s. 4:40: false. absolutely false. like 75% of girls love twilight...of all ages. are we allllll unkempt losers? no.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:28pm

    If I see one more twilight related text I am gonna slapahoe

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:18pm

    Taylor Lautner is "cute". I swear, all these girls that want men that have a face that could go on another girl disturb me. His body is hot. Either way, I'm not watching Twilight just because of one guy.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:35pm

    I don't give a damn, Taylor Lautner is oh so finnnee, even though I'm 19, I'd so not wait another 400+ days to eff him if he showed up at my house :]

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:16am

    why? i don't get it. why 468 days

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:22pm

    Im agreeing with 9:32. I hate Twilight and all that crap, but he is really hot...

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:28pm

    Wasn't he in Sharkboy and Lavagirl?

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 4:26am

    4:21 u just made me LOL! but screw twilight wanna see a "real" vampire movie? watch interview with the vampire.

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:23am

    these r young stupid 15 yr old girl texts.. so dumb.. but id stick my fat cock in the buttholes of all these hoes, then keep them captive in my basement and bone them whenever.. just like i keep black ppl in my basement cuz i hate them

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:40pm

    Twilight is like the story for all unpopular unkempt girls who have a hard time fitting in with everyone else in high school. Its their fantasy of being popular and being fought over by two "hot guys" when in actuality most have never even had a boyfriend, its kind of sad. Twilight = FAIL and FUCK the Jonas brothers!!

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:11pm

    I feel so bad for the actors when crazy fans can't separate them from the characters. He's shirtless in the trailer and pics out now... you can think he's hot whenever you want to. Granted, I'd be pulling a major mrs robinson if I got all lusty after him

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:28pm

    WHY WHY WHY would you post this, mods??? You're just going to get the same "I fucking hate twilight and all the fat virgins that love it" posts over and over again. OLD.

  • 31 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:36am

    again. zombies. that's all i have to say.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:42pm

    hey, not all of us are fat ... or virgins

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:14am

    why do you have to wait? You can like the actor any time... fuck the movie

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:30pm

    when can we start hitting women again?

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:30pm

    fucking hate twilight, stupidest shit EVER. but I have to agree............I would turn straight for that boy like HOLY FUCK HE IS HOT AS HELL

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:16pm

    2:28 actually doesnt like twilight and is trying to use reverse psychology. to stop tfln posts. what the hell. also i dont even like twilight and i think this guy is hot. honestly, people, don't turn this into another twilight debate. waste of time

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:53pm

    He like a hundred years old so you can still fantasize about him guilt free!

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:00pm

    he's hot as fuck whether he is legal or not, you cant take legal action against someones thoughts.

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:32pm

    As much as I dislike the Twiverse, I have to say, Taylor Lautner (uh, sp?) is damn fine. Mm-hmm, etc.

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:55pm

    hahahahaaa he's legal then. effing hilarious. i am 28 and proud to say he's hot no matter how young he is hahahaaaa!!! I love Twilight. And Harry Potter. : ) deal with it, all of you! hahahahhaaaaa

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:39pm

    Who cares what movie he's in, the guy who plays jacob is fine as hell.

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 10 at 4:34am

    twilight is for 11 year old girls that no one likes. all fans of twilight deserve to be lined up and executed.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:40pm

    Ahh twi-hards, you make me feel normal. Thank you.

  • 44 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:48pm

    Hey, you may hate the whole series, but if you don't admit that Taylor Lautner is beyond hot, you're just idiotic. Or you're a guy...so I guess you guys are off the hook. Ladies, however, accept how attractive he is. Who wouldn't do him? (And Taylor Lautner is Jacob, the hot, not glittery, American one)

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    He's legal in 436 days. I can't believe I just had to explain that.

  • 42 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:44pm

    2:42 - I know. I'm a Twilight fan. But I'm sick of seeing the anti-Twilight brigade mouthing off on these threads about that kind of crap. People who hate Twilight talk about it more than people who like it...

  • 35 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:25am

    greatest t-shirt ever... 'and then buffy slayed edward. the end.'

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:42am

    Harry potter must be so jealous the vampires are getting all the attention now. Poor baby

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:52pm

    This is the most revolting submission I've ever read. D:

  • 33 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:23pm

    The mods fuck up again.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:07pm

    taylor lautner is soooooooo FUKING HOT

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:29pm

    Love how many people waste their time with this bullshit. go get a real boyfriend

  • 39 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:14pm

    just because everyone that is WEIRD doesn't enjoy twilight doesn't mean they need to take their hatred out on taylor lautner. he is fucking hot and there is NO denying that

  • 33 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:16pm

    It's actually 207 days until he turns 18. Just sayin.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:51pm

    sorry, 3:48, i just googled him and I don't think he's that attractive... too feminine for my taste.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:15am

    he is so fucking hot i want to fuck him into the next century.

  • 29 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:12pm

    Pretty sure it's not illegal to think a minor is hot. So the text really doesn't make sense anyway. Also going by what 2:54 said, that's not even the right number of days. This text is just all around fail.

  • 26 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:43am

    ANSWER: you are both fucking sad. May I quote the goth kids of southpark..."there is no such thing as vampires, if you think you are a vampire you ARE FUCKING RETARDED". End. Of. Story.

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:39pm

    So you're not allowed to even "THINK" someone under 18 is hot? I pitty you. I pitty you because you are a foolish fucking sheep.

  • 28 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 3:47pm

    i think i go to college with these two. and if so, one is a photographer (HA) and the other likes theater way too much.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:35pm

    This isn't about Twilight, so please don't make it be. It's about an actor from the movie (who happens to look really hot shirtless).

  • 27 48
    Submitted by whoahjanie on Mar 30, 10 at 11:30pm

    I just enjoy the fact that people think there opinion actually matters.

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 6:16pm

    Twilight causes brain damage

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:25pm

    3:49, I pity you and your inability to spell correctly.

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:35pm

    Ah, gotta love 12 year olds who think they're going to marry fictional characters.

  • 31 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 7:31am

    i hate young girls. Oh, and sorry to burst your bubble ladies but those are NOT the best years of your life :) Have fun waiting in line for New Moon

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:05pm

    3:18 - amen to that! Fuck twilight!

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    first I thought that in 468 days Jacob would turn 18; assuming the texters are over the age of 18 and don't want to be considered pedophiles. But no 468 is october 31, 2010 sometime after his 18th birthday..so I'm stumped

  • 27 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:51pm

    I don't get the 436 days thing... but, yeah, i'm so sick of twilight texts

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 6:31pm

    i know who sent this text. it's my cousin, no joke. she lives in westlake. and is 19

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:47am

    I hate twilight, but when I saw Taylor lautner's chest on the mtv awards I decided I just might go see the retarded movie in theaters, just for that. actually, I think I'll just watch the preview on youtube over and over. that way I dont have to see the unnecessary parts that involve edward and bella.

  • 26 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 1:23am

    hahaha any slut that likes twilight is a 12 year old whore... get over yourself... they arent even real characters... fucking vampires fighting over the love of a vampire whore!

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:25pm

    Maybe 468 days is when these people turn legal? And I am not a fat virgin and I definitely think Taylor Lautner is hot! :)

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:34pm

    LAME. Super LAME. His skin really doesnt do the glittery thing when he steps into the sunlight. It's called special effects.

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:01pm

    all i have to say is thank god he lost the wig for this movie.

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:52pm

    FYI, 2:34, "Jacob" in the series doesn't glitter, the vampires do. 2:35, they are obviously not 12 years old, or else they wouldn't be worried about the illegalities of thinking a minor is hot.

  • 31 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:14pm

    you fucking dumb cunts. read world war z. see how your jacob would do then

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 10:11am

    How are these stupid ones MAKING IT? Holy shit. I'm sure much funnier texts have been shot down, but this Twilight bullshit gets on fine.

  • 32 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:29pm

    They're both pretty sad. I wonder how old the texters in this one are.

  • 23 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:25am

    twilight reminds me of a piece of shit

  • 26 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:55pm

    Taylor is pretty yummy. Kinda feel sorry for the guy though, for the rest of his life he is going to be harassed by crazy twilight freaks. Although you've gotta give the series some credit. It somehow managed to make someone as skanky as Rob Pattison seem irresistable to some girls.

  • 28 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 8:51am

    Taylor Lautner is adorable... and I agree 100%. Can't wait til I'm allowed to think of him as 'hot'

  • 25 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:43pm

    his name is Taylor Lautner.

  • 23 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 5:01pm

    everyone calm down. we all know he is sexy .fuck the jonas brothers? okay i will . :)

  • 17 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:40am

    this is stupid. who cares? no one. not funny. my texts never get on this site, and shit like this does! wtf?!

  • 20 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 8:10pm

    when you're ready for your special appearance on the show "snapped"

  • 25 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:29pm

    that fool goes to my school

  • 28 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:48pm

    2:42 - and not all of us are 12. LoL! 2:34 - Jacob isn't supposed to sparkle. He's not a vampire, he's a werewolf. And why is it that we have to wait 436 days? I think we should be allowed to think Jacob is hot as soon as he takes off his shirt in New Moon! Haha!