omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She's the barista slut.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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