Nicole vs. Life
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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