So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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