the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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