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  • Congrats! Hope the frat parties you get to feel cool at were worth the permanent loss of your dignity and self-respect.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Sep 12, 12 at 1:43pm
    • Everyone who has ever joined a frat has lost all their dignity and self-respect. It's basically the only prerequisite.

      Submitted by grandwazoo on Sep 12, 12 at 3:37pm
  • Next comes a little bro on bro ass pounding. Totally not g@y though cause it's initiation. And dues.

    Submitted by WesPip on Sep 12, 12 at 5:57pm
  • That's the quickest way to get alcohol poisoning...

    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 12, 12 at 5:29pm
    • Yeah, alcohol enemas are really dangerous if you don't know what you're doing. (And some dude running a fraternity initiation isn't likely to know what he's doing.)

      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 12, 12 at 9:15pm
  • What a douche, did you have to wear a Tapout t shirt while doing that? Tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel less like a dipsh!t

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Sep 12, 12 at 1:45pm
  • That was on 1000 ways to die..

    Submitted by larose on Sep 12, 12 at 8:41pm
  • Technically you never drank it it...

    Submitted by arychuk on Sep 12, 12 at 2:54pm
  • "ha you guys are so mad that you didn't have to take beer bongs up your asshole" Is this really how you think?

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Sep 13, 12 at 11:16am
  • Zipitgood, you get your bids before you have to put anything up your ass while rushing. So that doesn't really work and you haw no idea what you're talking about

    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Oct 2, 12 at 12:48am
  • Someone just watched Jackass 2/2.5

    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Sep 16, 12 at 4:08am
  • So fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Kao on Sep 13, 12 at 7:24pm
  • everyone is commenting like this couldn't be a sorority at all

    Submitted by photorobert on Sep 16, 12 at 11:34pm
  • These two sound like they didn't get bids. Keep crying boys, your mom still thinks you're special.

    Submitted by zipitgood on Sep 12, 12 at 2:06pm
    • zipitgood, stfu, only frat douches drink beer up their ass. i personally turned down those bids unlike fags such as yourself

      Submitted by 438club on Sep 12, 12 at 5:49pm
  • Okay butt the beers shitty.

    Submitted by hogfish on Oct 3, 14 at 10:23pm