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  • Think of all the things cheese is in. So much good food has cheese. Now think of all the substitutes for blowjobs. i mean... you can still fuck. so cheese is not a terrible answer...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:38am
  • next time he asks for a BJ give him a slice of cheese and remind him that it was his choice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:35pm
  • I would choose cheese over head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:10am
  • you can practice on me; I don't like cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:53am
  • My girlfriend gives great blowjobs, don't get me wrong... But I eat cheese more than she gives head. So I would probably choose cheese, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:29pm
  • I would totally pass up oral for cheese. I mean, pizza, mac and cheese, most pasta dishes, fondue, sandwiches and subs, etc. I'm sorry, but its just not worth it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:41am
  • Cheese is definitely the way to go, pizza wouldn't be the same without it and it's on or in almost everything I eat. There are still hj's and sex and several other ways to get off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 1:13pm
  • im not gonna lie. i would choose cheese too...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:27am
  • haha im from the 630...im obsessed with cheese and my girlfriend knows it....if i didnt know better id think this is her text.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:02pm
  • maybe he just REALLY likes cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:55am
  • string cheese = heaven

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:05pm
  • I'll test drive you and tell you what I think of your abilities

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:55pm
  • 3:35 - bwahahaaa! That's too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:06pm
  • I would choose cheese over any kind of sex. Well there's really only 3 kinds, and anybody who says handjobs count is fucking 12. Plus I came up with this question like 7 years ago, and I am from 630. I'm glad my philosophical teachings have gotten around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:27am
  • Cheese is really good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:43pm
  • OH MY GOD. I recently had a long discussion with one of my friends as to whether we'd give up cheese or oral sex if we had to choose. I'm glad to see someone else has contemplated this matter.

    Submitted by jltc on Jul 3, 11 at 9:15pm
  • Why does every girl on this website pride herself on her ability ot be a whore, or give blowjobs, and where do i find them?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:59am
  • he's probably getting good BJ's from someone else and doesn't need any from you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:56am
  • it's not a reflection of your bj skills but his immense love for cheese. Like 1141 illustrated cheese is part of many many foods.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:10pm
  • Now why'd you have to go and ask a dumb chick question like that? No one should have to choose. If someone said cheese or me I'm gonna choose cheese because cheese never gave me an ultimatum.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Aug 29, 10 at 9:10am
  • cheese > toothy bee jay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:09am
  • Too much teeth, sort yourself out

    Submitted by user_user_user on Nov 24, 10 at 4:31am
  • Well, its easier to find someone else to give you a bj than it is to never eat cheese again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:38am
  • Don't feel bad, he just likes fucking your vagina more than your mouth. Plus, have you ever tried to eat an egg sandwich with no cheese? There's no point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:04pm
  • 3:35 obviously he isn't asking for them from her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:24pm
  • Think about time wise, now it might be a toss up if you were to give equal time to every time he would eat cheese you offer him a blow job otherwise there's really no question about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:31pm
  • I remember that on the radio hahah. Sorry.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 1:12am
  • She would have to give a great blow job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Theres classesfor that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:01am
  • I don't get the people saying he's getting it elsewhere. There can't be that many lactose intolerant chicks willing to give head to a guy in a relationship in any given area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 8:55pm
  • But cheese is on all good things: burgers, nachos, and really obscure porn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 2:58pm
  • i just asked my bf which one he would want, he said cheese too...i totally understand how you feel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 11:12am
  • practice makes perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:54pm
  • this is my girlfriends text it was a question asked at a party a few months a god i was not the only guy to pick cheese.....my girlfriend gives great head...best I've ever had...but like people have said if i choose to give up cheese i would have fully change my diet give up blow jobs there is still sex and hand jobs....I love blow jobs and I love her blow jobs but i eat something with cheese in it everyday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:53am
  • if he isn't asking for them from her, he's getting them from somewhere else. Any head, even if bad, is better than no head at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 5:36pm
  • cheese is amazing, i know very few people that would give up cheese when there are other forms of sex you can have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Is this really such a popular topic of conversation? I seriously just had this same discussion two nights ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 12:39am
  • Damn, epic FAIL.

    Submitted by uasbassplayer on Apr 11, 10 at 4:32pm
  • don't feel too bad... i have a friend who chose cheese over oral sex, oral sex over sex, and sex over food. so it just totally doesn't add up. try asking him the other two... you might be surprised!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 1:40am
  • most guys would choose cheese. There is soo much great food that has cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 5:57pm
  • I would choose cheese too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 1:49am
  • New york cheese cake! hell yes i would choose cheese

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 12:49pm
  • cheese is just that good. dont feel bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 11:49am
  • the cheese probably feels better on his pecker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 2:31am
  • wow, that's a slap in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 22, 09 at 10:54am