between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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Think of all the things cheese is in. So much good food has cheese. Now think of all the substitutes for blowjobs. i mean... you can still fuck. so cheese is not a terrible answer...
next time he asks for a BJ give him a slice of cheese and remind him that it was his choice
I would choose cheese over head.
My girlfriend gives great blowjobs, don't get me wrong... But I eat cheese more than she gives head. So I would probably choose cheese, too.
you can practice on me; I don't like cheese
Cheese is definitely the way to go, pizza wouldn't be the same without it and it's on or in almost everything I eat. There are still hj's and sex and several other ways to get off
im not gonna lie. i would choose cheese too...
I would totally pass up oral for cheese. I mean, pizza, mac and cheese, most pasta dishes, fondue, sandwiches and subs, etc. I'm sorry, but its just not worth it.
I'll test drive you and tell you what I think of your abilities
haha im from the 630...im obsessed with cheese and my girlfriend knows it....if i didnt know better id think this is her text.....
I would choose cheese over any kind of sex. Well there's really only 3 kinds, and anybody who says handjobs count is fucking 12. Plus I came up with this question like 7 years ago, and I am from 630. I'm glad my philosophical teachings have gotten around.
string cheese = heaven
Cheese is really good.
maybe he just REALLY likes cheese
OH MY GOD. I recently had a long discussion with one of my friends as to whether we'd give up cheese or oral sex if we had to choose. I'm glad to see someone else has contemplated this matter.
3:35 - bwahahaaa! That's too funny.
Why does every girl on this website pride herself on her ability ot be a whore, or give blowjobs, and where do i find them?
he's probably getting good BJ's from someone else and doesn't need any from you
it's not a reflection of your bj skills but his immense love for cheese. Like 1141 illustrated cheese is part of many many foods.
Now why'd you have to go and ask a dumb chick question like that? No one should have to choose. If someone said cheese or me I'm gonna choose cheese because cheese never gave me an ultimatum.
Too much teeth, sort yourself out
3:35 obviously he isn't asking for them from her.
cheese > toothy bee jay
Well, its easier to find someone else to give you a bj than it is to never eat cheese again.
Don't feel bad, he just likes fucking your vagina more than your mouth. Plus, have you ever tried to eat an egg sandwich with no cheese? There's no point.
She would have to give a great blow job.
Theres classesfor that
I don't get the people saying he's getting it elsewhere. There can't be that many lactose intolerant chicks willing to give head to a guy in a relationship in any given area.
But cheese is on all good things: burgers, nachos, and really obscure porn.
I remember that on the radio hahah. Sorry.
Think about time wise, now it might be a toss up if you were to give equal time to every time he would eat cheese you offer him a blow job otherwise there's really no question about it.
i just asked my bf which one he would want, he said cheese too...i totally understand how you feel
this is my girlfriends text it was a question asked at a party a few months a god i was not the only guy to pick cheese.....my girlfriend gives great head...best I've ever had...but like people have said if i choose to give up cheese i would have fully change my diet give up blow jobs there is still sex and hand jobs....I love blow jobs and I love her blow jobs but i eat something with cheese in it everyday
Damn, epic FAIL.
if he isn't asking for them from her, he's getting them from somewhere else. Any head, even if bad, is better than no head at all
practice makes perfect
cheese is amazing, i know very few people that would give up cheese when there are other forms of sex you can have
Is this really such a popular topic of conversation? I seriously just had this same discussion two nights ago.
don't feel too bad... i have a friend who chose cheese over oral sex, oral sex over sex, and sex over food. so it just totally doesn't add up. try asking him the other two... you might be surprised!
most guys would choose cheese. There is soo much great food that has cheese
New york cheese cake! hell yes i would choose cheese
I would choose cheese too.
cheese is just that good. dont feel bad.
the cheese probably feels better on his pecker
wow, that's a slap in the face