Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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