are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
