2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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