You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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Haha that's funny my booty calls drive my grandma to the pharmacy cuz I'm too lazy and they feel bad cuz she's old.
My bitches bring me breakfast
-Lick my balls (:
YeH it's a ate for ten yr old
this makes no sense!
i think it's supposed to be a text to her roommate saying "be grateful to my booty calls for giving you rides"
9:56 What?!?! I really don't understand.
Awesome roommate wish my roomies booty calls would pick me up food in the AM, fuck rides, lol
no 12:56 youre just a fucking idiot. you should probably read it closely again. it says exactly what you just put. only the rest of us understood it.
really glad this is from wisconsin. makes me feel so proud.
I wish my roommate talked to people so she'd have booty calls to drive me places...
The OP and their roommate sound like losers.