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  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:56pm

    this makes no sense! i think it's supposed to be a text to her roommate saying "be grateful to my booty calls for giving you rides"

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:31am

    Haha that's funny my booty calls drive my grandma to the pharmacy cuz I'm too lazy and they feel bad cuz she's old.

  • 66 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:56am

    YeH it's a ate for ten yr old

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 7:52pm

    really glad this is from wisconsin. makes me feel so proud.

  • 61 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:19am

    9:56 What?!?! I really don't understand. Awesome roommate wish my roomies booty calls would pick me up food in the AM, fuck rides, lol

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 4:59pm

    no 12:56 youre just a fucking idiot. you should probably read it closely again. it says exactly what you just put. only the rest of us understood it.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 12:48pm

    My bitches bring me breakfast -Lick my balls (:

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 1:08pm

    I wish my roommate talked to people so she'd have booty calls to drive me places...

  • 56 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 10:52am

    The OP and their roommate sound like losers.