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  • 68 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:24pm

    you should let him finish in your mouth.. like mouthwash.

  • 67 54
    Submitted by DDS on Feb 20, 10 at 12:12am

    Salty Pirates never hurt anyone

  • 58 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:03am

    only in the dfw metroplex.... go figure....

  • 58 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:21pm

    11:04 quit your bitching at take it like a champ.

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:38pm

    I gave a girl pink eye from that once

  • 57 49
    Submitted by funkytech82 on May 10, 10 at 7:52pm

    fuck eh i had that happen to me with my ex... bad bloody aim.. couldnt see all night cuz of that fuck face... now i cover my face when a guy shoots me in the face

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:57am

    Hey 3:08, you probably order your hubby to put the seat down. Bitch

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:35pm

    Omg cum in the eye is the worst!!! Your eye burns for at least 10 mins, that's after you rinse it out too.

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:35am

    i purposely cum in the eye to see the bitch wince in pain

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:50pm

    standard text messages don't have spell check...

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:28pm

    Cum in your eye stings like HELL.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:17pm

    I think safety glasses would be an excellent idea. Besides girls wearing glasses look hot givng head.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:48pm

    i would have a lazy eye...

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:53am

    Haha 1:27, it's gotta be a guy: "makes me feel sluttier" WTF? Keep dreamin' fella

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:11am

    I love when my boyfreind gives me facials! And if a little gets in my eye, that's a bonus! Makes me feel sluttier! :)

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:06pm

    I am in the process of creating the first attractive cum goggles for dick-takers...

  • 48 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 12:06am

    Sensation*

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:08am

    You should have made him lick it clean.. lmao. jk. gross. But once I slapped my husband in the face with a hand full of jizz he left on me cuz I got mad he got some on my dress (some went into his open mouth.. lol.. my bad..) I mean.. Cum on guys.. You're born with your mini mes.. How hard is it to learn to aim the damn things?!!!!

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:21pm

    I always wondered what that felt like....

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:03pm

    one time he got it in my nose. didn't hurt. just more impressive.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:04pm

    i think i might have had something to do with this or one of the many similar stories haha

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:21pm

    I wouldn't describe the feeling as "mouthwash..." It definitely stings... I'd equate the feeling more to getting Elmer's Glue on the ol' retina.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:49am

    my bf wants to cum on my face but i wont let him because he might get it in my eye... then I might bite his dick if he does so neither wants to chance it

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:40pm

    It hurts way more then that.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:10am

    Hurts like a bitch.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:25pm

    um. my ex told me i'd go blind if i got cum in my eye. he proceeded to cum in my eye. dont worry twenty twenty over here

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:05am

    I got it in the eye before. It burned like Hell. The guy that did it wouldn't even blow in my eye 'till I got to the bathroom because of the germs in his mouth. lmao.

  • 55 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:03pm

    1:11 will you marry me? haha

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:56pm

    agreed, cum stings. sucks walking into a bar with red eyes and my friend says - some guy just came in your eye didn't he?

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:52am

    1047, Nah. I love him. I've just learned to close my eyes when he's about to cum. lol. Cuz really, some miss aimed sperm is nothing to divorce over, and I'm not some pussy bitch who can't take pain anyway.

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:15pm

    yea i totally had this happen to me recently for the first time... i had a pink eye n it hurt to blink!! lol totally worth it :-)

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:29am

    Do you not get any cock? I fail to see how jizz in the eyes suddenly turns into getting burned with cigs. STFU and go suck a cock. You mught enjoy the experience.

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:43pm

    i've been dying to do this for 10 years, awesome!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:04pm

    i typed this, and yes it did sting.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:47am

    If your "hubby" likes to give "surprise facials" that burn your eyes....I suggest a divorce. He sucks.

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 22, 11 at 5:55pm

    My eye started stinging and watering just imaging this. D:

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:09pm

    Stinging sounds like hurt to me....

  • 19 23
    Submitted by karate1974 on Feb 5, 12 at 3:54pm

    a salty pirate!

  • 12 12
    Submitted by KickingSticks on Apr 12, 13 at 2:38am

    try closing your eyes when he says he's close?

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:16pm

    oh my god, i know! it hurts so fucking bad. when my boyfriend did it, he got a black eye the next night during a fight.... fucking karma, dick! MY MOUTH, NOT MY EYE.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:40pm

    isn't there a spell check feature on here?

  • 32 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:54pm

    that shit totally stings. one-eyed winky for sure.

  • 32 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:44pm

    lol. How can a girl always get him to finish in her mouth though 1024? My hubby likes when i swallow, but he also likes giving surprise facials. And it feels like soap in your eye!

  • 34 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:04am

    Well perhaps he'd like to take it up a notch and start miss-aiming some burning cigs on your eyeballs? Who'd put up with that?