this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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