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  • 78 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 11:23am

    12 15 - i do that so often for my male friends, im thinking of asking them to pay me

  • 73 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:15pm

    Haha sometimes I go out with my boyfriend and his brothers... Definitely wound up acting like I was his bro's girlfriend to save him from scary chicks a couple times; we have the eye signals all worked out. A certain look of horror implies the need for imminent rescue.

  • 69 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:34pm

    "fucking high as fucking donkey fuck"?? Seriously, what the hell does that even mean? You sound like an idiot!

  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:35pm

    haha 8:32 i think in you're case getting fucking high as fucking donkey fuck might make you less retarded.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:29pm

    @ 12:15: I've had to do this for male friends, too. The fake bf/gf is a great deterrent for uglies/fatties.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:48am

    Rough night. This is why people should be honest when telling friends about a girl; ugly surprises aren't good for anyone.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:48pm

    you realized you couldve just said you got a chill, right?

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:33pm

    this has happened to me before!

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:29am

    wherever it came from... FUCK THAT STATE !!!

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 8:32am

    im witcha homie, no more saying good stuff 'bout lame texts. the motherfuckers think that shit is funny somehow, i think all of them are fucking high as fucking donkey fuck

  • 57 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:44am

    Ugly people make me sad. So do wiggers, like this assfuck above me.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:30pm

    "fucking high as fucking donkey fuck"?? wow, thats awesome.. hahaaaaa no offense, but you're really stupid.