I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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You can't be successful if you can't spell it.
If I were you I'd be scared. You just sold your mom a dime bag which means two things: Firstly, she doesnt have enough money for a larger quantity. Therefore she has a low paying job, which means you too will have a shitty job. Secondly, how dare you charge your own mother. She raised you, rather poorly I may add, but nonetheless she changed her life to bring your sorry ass into this world.
C'mon man... It's just a DIME! You couldn't hook your mom up?!?
Mother's day is coming up. Maybe next time you can wrap it and give it to her with some cheetos.
You should feel white trash
In Soviet Russia, dimebag sells you!
She would probably tell you, "Son...back in my day a dime bag actually cost a dime."
The woman pushed through her vagina, and u don't feel obligated to kick down? U never charge your mother unless it's over an oz
your mom is hot
Who the fuck even cuts up dimes anymore except maybe the broke ass rednecks in the midwest. Step up ur game bro
your a badass
She was buying a dimebag. She really has no grounds to complain about your behaviour, so I'd hope you have nothing to be scared of.
U should feel like trailer trash
You should feel like one helluva salesmen..need a partner?
First and second gotta love it as well as lol fucking successful
D port? Because you can NEVER find weed in dubz.
Selling my dad an eigth felt grrreat!!