Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
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my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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