I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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Whatever he did, he better be running, because God knows she'd be going for the two wide and twelve long piece.
An Erector set would be a better choice, I think.
You gotta love a pissed off woman.
Rival is younger, eh?
My dick hurts just reading this and I haven't done anything. I can write "I feel your pain" & mean it *literally*.
Ouch. I guess she could have wished he'd jack off with a cactus mitten, so, it could be worse.
Everything is so NOT awesome.