I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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