That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Warm? Mine's always ice-cold...
OR YOU COULD MASTURBATE A KITTEN
Vodka's also a bitch too.
Vodka fucked me over 2 years ago. Cant go near it without my stomach turning
But vodka can't lick peanutbutter off of your sack.
til it turns on you, bites you in the ass, and sends you to the hospital
@probablywasme that's kind of repulsive