That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Warm? Mine's always ice-cold...
Vodka's also a bitch too.
Vodka fucked me over 2 years ago. Cant go near it without my stomach turning
OR YOU COULD MASTURBATE A KITTEN
But vodka can't lick peanutbutter off of your sack.
@probablywasme that's kind of repulsive
til it turns on you, bites you in the ass, and sends you to the hospital