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  • 54 47
    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Mar 18, 12 at 1:38pm

    Warm? Mine's always ice-cold...

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Problywasme on Mar 18, 12 at 11:32am

    But vodka can't lick peanutbutter off of your sack.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 18, 12 at 1:18pm

    Vodka's also a bitch too.

    • 43 52
      Submitted by ToughGuy29 on Mar 18, 12 at 1:48pm

      Vodka fucked me over 2 years ago. Cant go near it without my stomach turning

  • 42 54
    Submitted by mrundrcvrmlkman on Mar 18, 12 at 2:41pm

    OR YOU COULD MASTURBATE A KITTEN

  • 41 52
    Submitted by vilemthewinner on Mar 18, 12 at 11:39am

    @probablywasme that's kind of repulsive

  • 35 63
    Submitted by drose4 on Mar 18, 12 at 3:50pm

    til it turns on you, bites you in the ass, and sends you to the hospital