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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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Little does he know...
Oh silly dad. It's herpes!
Never had poison ivy before in my life. Had sex in the woods. Asked my mom what this rash was up my hip n back. IMMEDIATELY 'did u have sex in the woods?!?!'
Nope... Was just from having sex in the pool!
Dad's just remembering his own history of running nekkid through the woods...
You were there too???? Omg.
You sure he was joking?
Those aren't bug bites...
sadly ive been in this situation beforeā¦
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