That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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