i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
operation have a gay friend backfired
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
A bitchslap is in order.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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