Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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