My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Randomize
