Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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5:16, I don't think he was buying whiskey for his dad. He's turning into his father, the worthless alcoholic.
I hear whiskey is like a sweater you wear on the inside, so this may actually be a wise course of action.
who the fuck has pants anymore
Um, you have a problem
It's like my family!
WHAT 5:39??? U RASIST BASTERD, etc etc, rabble rabble rabble
thanks 5:39 I post shit like that just for the replies works every time
nailed it 5:25 it's the wonderful downward sprial of alcoholism
Don't feed the idiots, 5:41.
i agree with all the above. you have a problem.
sorry 5:46 but it's so easy sometimes
Nice spell check, kid.
Either you have a problem, or you just bought your dad a REALLY expensive bottle of whiskey...
Fuck you 5:33 you are like a retarded black kid!