marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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