I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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