So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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