He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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God damn vodka ninjas
Drunk ninjas exist. They're just rarely seen...
Learn to use your man card...you should be in there helping him or providing some kind of distraction to the parents...otherwise you should either lose your access to said alcohol or have your own man card revoked.
who said OP is a guy?
its sexist but true. op said "my truck" very rarely does a female drive a truck with a man in the passenger seat.
Kyled57, have you ever been to Montana?