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  • 98 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:23am

    Since girls don't poop this isn't reallythat difficult

  • 84 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:38am

    Obviously you have never rode my shaft of greatness.

  • 73 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:58pm

    9:23, we don't fake cumming. We fake orgasms.

  • 78 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:41am

    You'll never get off faking it.

  • 83 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:56pm

    We fake cumming because after a half hour (or more) seeing you try so hard become more pathetic than arousing. Do only masonginists comment on this shit?

    • 61 56
      Submitted by mrBIGdaddy on Jan 12, 10 at 4:38pm

      Actually it's misogynists. You were way off!

    • 47 56
      Submitted by anomalous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:04pm

      you ever heard of communication? telling him what gets you off? unless you don't even know...

  • 77 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:16pm

    Girls can cum its called female ejaculation! My girl can do it and I love it! Its proof that she had an orgasm!! So I never have to worry about her faking!

  • 69 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:23pm

    I understand that girls can cum, but how can a girl fake cum? Wouldn't the guy see it, or actually, not see it?

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:58pm

    Girls fake it cause after a half hour you trying become more pathetic than arousing.

  • 77 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:52am

    I've faked cumming before, and Im a guy. Sometimes fat chicks just don't cut the mustard

  • 74 61
    Submitted by artnerd on Jan 12, 10 at 10:07am

    Fake cumming helps no one. Find better lovers.

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:57pm

    For chicks, wouldn't it be a fake orgasm. Not fake cum...

  • 69 55
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jan 12, 10 at 10:17pm

    how does that work? girls fake orgasms.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:19pm

    damn wish I was gettin laid enough to say that

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:47am

    If you can't get off without a vibe then don't fake it, tell the guy why you aren't. Honestly to me a girl that fakes is just insulting.

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:03am

    This was a waste of .99

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:49pm

    That may be the first clue that ur a ho

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:07am

    There's yr problem right there

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:16pm

    Guys just don't get it

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:58am

    She's Full of shit. Literally

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anomyous on Jan 18, 10 at 1:17am

    As I guy I have to fake or flat out tell the girl she isnt doin it for me, but I definatley poop more than that.

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:04pm

    Ugh, i know what you meant, and I feel your pain, I used to have orgasms...until I met my bf. He's lucky I love him

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:37am

    Girls tend to drop the most rancid shits ever seeing as they try to hold it all in until they get hone from shopping all the fucking time

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:52am

    I do

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:47am

    how do you fake cum??

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:16am

    wooooooooooow! -flava flav

  • 48 57
    Submitted by MasterReese on Feb 9, 10 at 1:21pm

    Lol try cumming more than you poop interesting side effectss

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:43am

    I can't cum without a vibrator to my clit. I was with guys who were very experienced and faked cumming every time.

  • 58 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:44am

    An anorexic slut. What a catch.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:06pm

    There's a lot of girls who don't take it in the ass!

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:53am

    that's a lot of sex for a fat chick

  • 27 44
    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Nov 26, 11 at 2:27am

    "Girls don't doodoo, no they don't doodoo"... My first number one single