The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Please don't, the pain is a quarter of the fun
gabraham: We have the top cryptologists in the world working around the clock trying to figure out what the fuck you just said.
best of luck. I have the mobile app. they may need a coffee break
My safe word next time is coleslaw.
Those are trophies. Claw marks, bite marks, whip marks, bruises, rope burns...signs of a weekend well lived. :-D
Battle scars, bro. Badges of honor from women well fucked.
unfortunately for everyones sanity this immediately made me think of a declared kitten trying with all its might ti scramble up the curtains
A declared kitten? int, long, char, or float?
@GetOffMyLawn - You are awesome. That is all.
dammit auto correct declawed and to* I need to stop declaring my love for TI