The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Please don't, the pain is a quarter of the fun
gabraham: We have the top cryptologists in the world working around the clock trying to figure out what the fuck you just said.
best of luck. I have the mobile app. they may need a coffee break
Battle scars, bro. Badges of honor from women well fucked.
My safe word next time is coleslaw.
Those are trophies. Claw marks, bite marks, whip marks, bruises, rope burns...signs of a weekend well lived. :-D
unfortunately for everyones sanity this immediately made me think of a declared kitten trying with all its might ti scramble up the curtains
A declared kitten? int, long, char, or float?
@GetOffMyLawn - You are awesome. That is all.
dammit auto correct declawed and to* I need to stop declaring my love for TI