I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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