Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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Better than getting VD!!!
Where? Centerfolds, show girls or that other o e on sunrise...yup I'm from Folsom. Went to show girls.
I got VD on Vday, then my gf broke up with me bc I caught it from her sister. At least I kept it in the family
@4:35 And herpes but, eh, better than blue balls. Lol
Lucky! I only got sex. =(
My girlfriend gave me a Cleveland steamer on vday. I love vday
sick man sick
I didn't get anything for v-day. :-(
At least youvdidn get an STD ;D
Should have gotten a prostitute. Then you would've just gotten the debt.
I fucked my girl so hard all weekend
In soviet Russia there is no valentines day.
Haha sucks to be you
Do her up the wazoo
Shit dude I got MAJOR blue balls too. So close, then I went to the bathro for a quick second then she said I don't feel like it...
That's what u get for being a chump. U just hang out with a single girl. U don't have to buy her anything romantic and by the end of the day shell feel lonely or inadequate or whatever it is girls feel when they think they should have a boyfriend and she'll want to fuck. Duh
I have that everyday
The gifts that keep on giving... Arnt girls sooo kind...
With you on that brother