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  • 27 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:38pm
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    my belt is like a seatbelt. just the push of a button. no hassle.

  • 34 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:38pm
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    Unhooking bras in a quick snap isn't a talent, its more of a knack. Its a talent when you can start undressing her, snatch the bra up in the shirt, and she's like "When the hell did you unhook my bra?!"

  • 33 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:13am
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    I've taken off a girls bra blindfolded. With my feet. In zero gravity.

  • 27 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:43pm
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    I could undress you with my teeth, 10:31, you just obviously chat up the wrong guys.

  • 25 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:27pm
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    i can undo a bra blindfolded and chained to a ticking time bomb, underwater. With my tounge.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:31am
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    Why do guys always try to pull my tits up or under my bra? its not rocket science. its 3 hooks in the back. I agree.. undo your own belt. And for heaven's sake.. just let me undo my own bra.. like 28 years old and the mofo can't unhook a bra?

  • 25 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:30am
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    Because I'd imagine your fly could scratch you penis or my tongue. I prefer cock to be free of jeans.

  • 25 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:11pm
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    undo his belt, unzip his pants, pull his dick and balls out while you are on your knees in front of him......oh yea!!!

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:02am
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    We take off our own bras, every day, all by ourselves. You're not special.

  • 24 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09pm
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    i can't undo a bra to save my life...not enough practice...they usually take them off for me, ha, ha

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:23pm
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    doesnt it get caught in the zipper?

  • 17 12
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:01am
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    just wear shorts all the time it makes it way easier and i thought the fly hurt you and pulling it over my bfs belt doesnt hurt him he enjoys it so meh and you got to pull the balls out too you dont want him to start freaking out cuz his balls arent out lol.

  • 19 16
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:49am
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    Are there really girls who do that?? I'm quite proficient with belt AND pants removal. And yes, up the shorts is fun too haha.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:49pm
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    " mostly it's cuz im afraid of getting excess junk caught in a zipper (foreskin, pubes, etc.) plus the more time you take fumbling with a belt, while the dude just lays back and gets annoyed with your slowness, the less and less you wanna give head. It just kills the mood, especially when dudes don't help, they just expect that you will know how their belt is exactly and will encounter no difficulties. July 22, 2009 3:45PM" if you can't figure out a belt you shouldn't be breeding...

  • 17 13
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:45pm
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    mostly it's cuz im afraid of getting excess junk caught in a zipper (foreskin, pubes, etc.) plus the more time you take fumbling with a belt, while the dude just lays back and gets annoyed with your slowness, the less and less you wanna give head. It just kills the mood, especially when dudes don't help, they just expect that you will know how their belt is exactly and will encounter no difficulties.

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:45am
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    I like the pleasure of undoing the bra and removing their clothes. While them taking off my belt and clothes is super sexy.

  • 21 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:31am
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    haha struggling to undo the belt is so awkward for me. help a girl out

  • 14 9
    Submitted by BeEtt on Feb 24, 11 at 10:53am
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    Amen brother

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:22pm
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    Sounds like you've dated real *winners*.........at the very least, they can't be too bright.

  • 20 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:26am
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    Why isn't she undoing your belt? Why aren't you undoing your belt? Who is teaching you kids how to properly fuck around?

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:43pm
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    sweat pants solve everything

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:39pm
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    I have issues sometimes getting the bra off, but I make up for it when I get the pants off! ;)

  • 19 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:19am
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    I just go bra-less. Less hassel in the long run.

  • 18 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:49am
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    None of you understand the text. He's saying that girls always pull dicks out of the pants with the belt still on, therefore choking our balls.

  • 19 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:42am
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    10:31 went to public school

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:10am
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    A: What woman cant figure out a belt? B: Should you take advantage of this clearly retarded woman? C: If you want to, undo the belt yourself.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:43pm
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    if you're saggin ya jeans its easy chicks just lift up the shirt and surprise boner!!!! then you jus step out of ya jeans and into the back of her throat lol

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm
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    young guys lol, so worried about appearence belts smelts if shes ready i'm naked lets go

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45am
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    it's not difficult to undo a bra with one hand. i don't understand the pride in it?? of course, i am married and do it a lot.

  • 17 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:02pm
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    4:43 i bet your sweatpants dont get you a lot of dates though

  • 20 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:04pm
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    i dont understand 11:26....

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:26pm
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    Ha 6:49 great just great! love it! and seriously, who doesnt undo a belt? makes it a little easier to get to the goods!

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:43pm
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    says 129 - not that i don't agree with you, but isn't that what we're all doing?

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:15pm
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    Fuck belts, I'm fat enough for my pants.

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:50am
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    thanks 11:49 we get it, and you kids are doing it wrong is what the adults are saying

  • 14 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:56am
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    just wear shorts all the time it makes it way easier and i thought the fly hurt you and pulling it over my bfs belt doesnt hurt him he enjoys it so meh/.

  • 17 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:54pm
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    all? you're dating the wrong girls.

  • 17 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:09pm
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    2:09 i am willing to bet you are correct

  • 14 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:08pm
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    Put the seat back down the way you fuckin found it.

  • 17 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:09pm
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    I think it's hot as fuck to keep eye contact while the girl is on her knees while unhooking the guys belt and taking his pants off in general. I believe that's the way it should be.

  • 15 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:20pm
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    the men are just as lazy for not putting it back down the way it was 12:18. lol.

  • 15 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:07am
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    Never had a problem with belts. It's those goddamn buttons.

  • 13 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:31pm
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    the same reason boys can't unhook the bra, they just pull em out.

  • 15 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:46pm
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    12:29 -lmfao i second that solution

  • 16 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:27pm
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    One phrase to answer the OP's question: There's Something About Mary.

  • 14 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:53pm
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    U can unhook a bra with my teeth =) Power to the lesbians!

  • 13 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:26pm
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    7.09, pretty sure it's happened to people other than you.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:29am
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    Solution: JUST FUCKING GET NAKED.

  • 14 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:10pm
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    Whoops. Meant to say put it back up the way you found it. Good ass weed

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:20pm
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    LOL so true, 1:03. going braless all the time really will give you saggy boobs, 11:19. beware.

  • 15 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:53pm
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    Who doesn't undo the belt? That's like one of the hottest things.

  • 12 17
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:53pm
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    Agreeddd with 12:38 -- stop patting yourselves on the back for being able to unhook a bra -- its more impressive if you took it off without me noticing

  • 14 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:14pm
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    so what you are saying 12:13 is you are an easy fuck. what a whore.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:51am
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    one handed. it's a gift.

  • 12 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:09am
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    11:13 is my hero. u gotta teach me that shit man! i can unhook a bra with my teeth tho, so that both hands are free to wander hahaha. i wanna fuck a girl in 0grav, thatd be fucking amazing! cumming would be epic! and her tits would look funny bouncing bahahahahahaha

  • 18 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:26am
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    OK so you wear a bra and take it off daily, set the clock on the microwave, I fucking dare you.

  • 14 23
    Submitted by honeybunn on Aug 14, 10 at 2:26am
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    It's guys' jeans with all the damn buttons that get me!! Haha

  • 13 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:30am
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    July 22, 2009 11:17AM - it doesn't matter whether you went to a private or a public school, if you don't know that kind of shit, you're just an idiot

  • 12 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:09pm
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    1:56 has been sleeping around since she was 2. I am willing to bet she is a stripper

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:16pm
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    correct 1214, only if you can undo my bra-er and set a microwave clock..my only requirements..oh and put the toilet seat down

  • 13 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:30am
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    haha 11:26- thats awesome and so true.

  • 11 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:13am
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    10:48, im sorry to say, that has to be a rough night. i woulda been like "oh...yah....well if its any news, ur back feels nice????" im horrible in awkward situations.

  • 14 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:23pm
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    stop being lazy and undo the fucking thing

  • 15 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:23pm
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    OP, you're lucky to have someone want to touch it at all. Don't bitch. And btw- some of us worry about zippers, plus if you wear briefs it's tough to get our hands in there and get that lil sucker out without bending you. Dumbass.

  • 16 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:18pm
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    I have never understood this, if men are so lazy why cant women use the same set of fucking hands to lower the toilet seat that a man has to use to raise it. Lazy fuckin bitches

  • 14 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:50am
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    yeah i was talking about regis haha

  • 16 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:25am
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    Amen, brother, speak the truth! And if you're wearing shorts, go up the leg!

  • 14 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:35pm
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    Sometimes we like to torture you

  • 13 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:45am
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    I can unhook a bra with my penis. I can do it with my pubic hair, too, but that shit takes a little longer....

  • 14 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:50pm
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    @1215 fcuk yes. good one.

  • 12 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:26pm
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    I was fooling around with my bf today and I said he couldn't take off my bra one-handed and ... he did surprise surprise.. ha ha I like it when my parents are gone for the week :) Anywho, just take the pants off when u are giving a bj

  • 15 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:52pm
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    balls farts pussies and butt hairs with poo on em

  • 14 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:48pm
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    not gonna lie: one time i was fumbling while reaching around and then the girl smoothly unhooks it from the front.....touche

  • 14 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:29pm
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    to all of you assholes saying that women are too stupid to set a microwave clock or are too lazy to put the toilet seat down - that is why you are sitting here alone having pointless conversations on an anonymous website in the middle of the day.

  • 14 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:29am
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    Why do guys always have to wear a belt?

  • 10 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:18pm
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    10:05 - haha thanks i like to think so

  • 13 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:13pm
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    stop wearing belts, it's an unnecessary obstacle - at least the bra has a function

  • 10 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:18am
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    i can un hook a bra using my super powers.

  • 10 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:21pm
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    A woman does do it when she uses the bathroom. She just wonders why a guy cant put it back down, in its rightful position, how he found it

  • 9 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:09pm
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    see when you use the fly and if you get too crazy then you end up with zipper burn on your dick....its better not to do anything through the fly....unless you like the zipper marks on your dick

  • 8 18
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:11am
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    bad night in so many ways. i don't even understand. i like 11:02's response.

  • 11 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:24pm
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    HAHA, unhooking a bra is easy, however i've only done it one handed properly with out her noticing once..... it was great, about 2 minutes later she said "dont unhook my bra" it was gone.... why cant girls do this with guys belts? if she had it off before I noticed... i'd be dtf no matter what the chick looked like... (of course considering alcoholic content and lighting situations, plus where the 3rd moon of jupiter is in line with uranus)

  • 11 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:51am
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    10:45, it's not talent. it's simple as fuck. any guy who can't undo my bra doesn't get any further.

  • 10 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:09am
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    not gonna lie: one time i was fumbling while reaching around and then the girl smoothly unhooks it from the front.....touche July 22, 2009 10:48PM uh I think I was that girl...

  • 8 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:13pm
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    setting a microwave clock is easy as fuck i find most men cant do it or are too lazy to do simple shit like that

  • 5 15
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:57am
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    i'm ambidextrous. i can unsnap bras with both hands underwater.

  • 10 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:27pm
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    true, wearing your jeans and shorts at the waist is overrated..

  • 7 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:12am
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    i can unzip a guys pants with my mouth. and unbutton them too

  • 6 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:34pm
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    if a guy cant undo a bra he shouldnt be able to go any further, but it is funny to see them struggle, and as far as pants fucking take them off if ur getting that much action ull probally have them off later in the night! just get a head start! and 3:09 am yeah zero gravity sounds amazing i wanna try it too!!

  • 13 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:45am
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    i can unhook a bra with a snap. it's a talent.

  • 8 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:01pm
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    ive never thought about that

  • 13 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:17am
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    1042 - 1031 here -been to both public and private actually. and my guy friend went to a scholarship only based private school in nyc that only accepts people that test as smarter than 95% of the population - yet because of his private school only education he didn't know that pulling out isn't effective - so i value my public school education, thanks.

  • 7 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:36pm
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    Hey! I don't know what dumb bitch you're fucking, but most of us do use the fly....

  • 10 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:03pm
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    @11:19AM - The long run? That's what you can start calling your boobs in about 15 years, hahaha

  • 11 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:56pm
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    I say he's sleeping with the wrong women. And I do just fine undressing myself for sex. I don't need some one else to undress me and haven't needed that since I was 2 if not younger.

  • 8 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:05pm
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    he's saying that women can put on and remove bras but are too stupid to set a microwave clock. haha. ha its just so clever.

  • 4 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:05am
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    3:13 - you sound pretty adorable. Awkward/shy guys can be so hot...

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