They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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