how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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