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  • this is what happens when guys with average size dicks try to impress the girl by wearing Magnum XL condoms. not a good idea! where one that actually fits, dumbass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:52pm
  • HOW does that HAPPEN?! honestly, you need to take of yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:52pm
  • A guy's condom slipped off inside me once, but he was nice enough to get it out for me right away. How exactly does one justify leaving it up there for days?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:01pm
  • doesnt a condom lose its effectiveness when it then goes inside you, spilling everything everywhere??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:07pm
  • And this is why I'm happy to be a lesbian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Maybe she was saving it for a snack, like a pudding pack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:23pm
  • Ewwwww nasty ass bitch bringing shame to VA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:06am
  • Woooooooooooooooooow. That is sick!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:49am
  • too many losers who aren't man enough to get the RIGHT size condom where you're from...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:35am
  • ugh you filthy skank! you didn't fish it out immediately!?!!?!? you deserve a nasty infection for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:22am
  • i like how everyone who is trashing this chick as loose or a ho is obviously a dude. if you don't have a vagina, don't have to use tampons, and can't get condoms stuck inside you, then shut the fuck up. please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:10pm
  • I'm a female and find this disturbing. Wow. I've never heard of something like this happening.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:39pm
  • yeah, it totally happens when guys with small wangs wear the wrong size, and you don't always know. i was walking around and felt weird in the region and then it fell out, i was horrified to say the least.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:31am
  • My friend had a tampon lodged up inside her for like a month without knowing ... she thought she pulled it out before she had sex, but obv. not. Gross ... they figured it out after 2 infections!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:10pm
  • AHAHAHAH that is something some chick from NOVA would say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:59am
  • The dude must had a tiny dick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 7:02am
  • Hypothetically.. It ALSO happens when I'm drunk and I can't stay hard for long so when whiskey dick sets in and a chick is tight, it kinda stays up there.. and then I drunkenly pretend to finger her to get it out... ya know, hypothetically

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:21pm
  • you must be fucking looseeeeeee. sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Yeah i mean if something gets pushed WAY far back there, you're not going to notice/feel it. It's not like condoms are huge. Do you think girls could really wear tampons if they could feel it all the time? No thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:12am
  • 8:51, so she just left it in her pussy til she could get it out at work days later. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Wouldn't that make her really tight if it was still up there??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:35pm
  • lol 8:22 naaaaasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:29pm
  • wtf were you doing digging in ur cooch at work?

    Submitted by redcLoud on Feb 8, 10 at 1:30am
  • Are u a guy or a girl .? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:41pm
  • 8:23, you are excellent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:53pm
  • o god eww. thats so gross

    Submitted by itsapancake501 on Feb 5, 10 at 3:42pm
  • you'll be getting a nice little surprise in a few weeks when you miss your period

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 10:56am
  • I love this chick! For some reason I imagine that she's smokin hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:32pm
  • 1:18: to try and prevent against, oh, I dunno, HIV? Other STDs? Moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:36am
  • umm.. i feel like thats the kind of thing you take out immediately

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:29pm
  • there are one of two problems here... 1) dude has a tiny dick and it slipped off too easy or 2) you are such a hoe that he double bagged and didnt notice one went missing. im voting for #2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:21am
  • actually far from a needle dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 8:10- That's fucking nasty. I seriously did not need to know that story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:49am
  • That's okay I had a pad and a tampon on one day to be sure I didn't leak ( it was a light tampon mind you.. So the smallest ones) and I forgot I had a tampon in already and I put a second one in pushing the first one up and it came out a month later with my next period.. I didn't even know it was there. The doctor said I was lucky I didn't suffer TSS.. Because it scared me I immediately went to the doctors.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:23am
  • To the people earlier. Guys with average to above average can slip off easily. IF she squirted. I know from experience. -_-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:52am
  • Haha ur pussy ate the condom then threw it up.no one goin down on u no more haha!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:21am
  • I'm wondering what day that text was sent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:08am
  • okay this has actually happened to me twice.. the first time we were too drunk to really realize to look we just figured it was somewhere in the car and i got it our later that night.. the second time he didn't even say anything and it just came out when i was peeing two days later.. yea gross but shit happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:30pm
  • big tone strikes again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Jesus

    Submitted by Priceless on Mar 3, 10 at 10:17pm
  • @8:55, you're an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Unfortunatley it happens .... Doesn't mean she's loose. Did u ever see a super sized tampon??? They are huge and we walk around with them in a. A condom is much smaller

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 10:26am
  • Eeeeeeeewwwwwwuh! That's disgusting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Hope your on the pill!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:55pm
  • Damn. That's all I have to say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:14pm
  • Yo, that shit happens. Keep fucking and stop fucking complaining about that fucking shit. Damn!

    Submitted by niceman on Mar 24, 12 at 10:29pm
  • seriously, it slipped off his tiny dick and neither of u thought of search and recovery anywhere in the sex area?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:39am
  • Damn fucking epic fail lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:15am
  • Did you sniff it???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:48pm
  • @ least u practice safe sex... lol?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:17am
  • Whore.

    Submitted by girl1429 on Aug 23, 11 at 12:44am
  • why would you text someone that...

    Submitted by anu on Jan 17, 10 at 3:24pm
  • I'm a guy and had a condom slip in me once. Had to stop pronto as the guy was a one night stand. It wasn't easy pulling it out either. Safe to say sex kinda died after that and I got a cab home.....hehe :) anyway point was didn't feel it lodged in there. Just knew cos one second he had a condom and the next he didn't. Didn't take a genius to figure out where to look

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:29pm
  • Does this mean she had spooge falling out of her since tues?? Barf!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:27pm
  • A.) your prolly stretched as hell B,) nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 12:11am
  • well atleast shes a chick getting ass right??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:57am
  • 8:51 - she refers to it as the condom she lost, not the condom that got stuck... Although I dunno how anyone could not feel a foreign object lodged up in their love tunnel, but that's just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:22pm
  • That's a good day at the office

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:04pm
  • I'm going for the size mismatch theory, or leaving his dick in after getting off and going soft. Condoms easily slip off in that case. And as for her not noticing? Geez babies fit through those holes. You could lose a million things up there and not notice for a while. I'm so happy that I quick chicks and went to dicks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:19pm
  • but yeah, a condom wouldn't stay up a loose vag too long. nice try with the insults.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:18am
  • that's disgusting. honestly, how trashy can you get?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:43pm
  • either this guy has a long dick or you have a deep-set vagina. crazy that a condom could stay up for so long, it doesn't have any form to it like a tampon does. always a good idea if you can't find it on the sheets to assume it's still up there and DO something about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:17am
  • this made me laugh SO hard. thank you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:29pm
  • Do not fret, that has happened to me once before as well. Weirdest thing ever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:58pm
  • That is seriously the grossest fucking thing i've ever read, is it really that loose? U can't feel if somethings in there? And how long ago was "Tuesday?" WOW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:10am
  • that's happened to me twice! but both times i've realized and gotten it out right after. seems like you'd know right away where the "lost" condom went to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Convenient. Saved for later!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:50pm
  • Maybe it's a dude.

    Submitted by tnip on May 1, 10 at 5:57pm
  • He must be a needle dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 9:07am
  • sexy bitch! i would go down on you! maybe i could find any other items that were lost in the magical cave that is you vagina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:55am
  • Um I guess it was those new Trojans...feels like nothings there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:00am
  • Nova stupid girls lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:18am
  • omg real talk this this fucking just happened to me yesterday!! that's what happens when u have drunk sex with a guy who wears condoms that are too big for him hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 5:15pm
  • This is so digusting is like not even funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:37pm
  • it was posted last friday. And loosing condoms isn't that unusual or unheard of. Anyone ever heard of NuvaRing? it's an actual solid ring that you stick into your vagina for weeks at a time and you don't feel that shit either. Basically, how she 'never felt it up there'? Condoms are made to not be felt, shitheads.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 4:54pm
  • if you can't tell if there's a condom lodged in your bag, then you're loose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:45pm
  • Fucking sick. both stories OP and AP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:13pm
  • ew thats nasty how do you not notice something like that...id have to agree that most NOVA girls are dirtyy considering i know alot of em..and im a nova girl..that has never happened to me...never will

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Concur with last one haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:32am
  • That's happend to me as well after three days and it still had cum in it talk about sick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 7:35pm
  • 10:46 -- LOL. same here same here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:52am
  • That happened once when I was fingering a girl. I ask when the last time she had sex was. She told me a few days ago, but they stopped when they lost the condom. I then threw it onto her chest and walked out of the house.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Ok, if a condom is in you more than 4 hours you must get it removed by a doctor, at more than 4 hours you can get terribly ill so this is sooo fake!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 8:55pm
  • haha, once my bf and i lost a condom and thought it must have fallen into the tangle of sheets or something. i got plan B and didn't give it a second thought until i went to pee 2 days later and it fell out without warning. it happens to the best of us. bahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:14pm
  • 8:55 it definitely isn't fake, since I received this text from my awesomely ditsy best friend and proceded to post it immediately. i still have it in my phone if you'd like to see it actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Maybe she wasn't being trashy. Maybe she just couldn't get it out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:51pm
  • 11:52, haha we have it made ;) --10:46

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Dudes, just start wearing the right sized condoms, we aren't impressed when you wear a size too big; it's still small.

    Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:45pm
  • it happens! serioulsy! i had to take the morning after pill twice because we "lost" the condom inside. you can't feel it unless you kind of, well, "dig around" in there to find it. it's gross and weird but you can look it up on google or whatever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:51pm