I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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