Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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I think her name is Molly not Rachel
u forgot the part where the magnum slipped off
Yeah... but you were still a crack whore.
Snorting shit hardly seems like a highlight.
O so Rachel got lost in that black hole you call a vagina too?!
Never heard of a drug called "Rachel". Guess it wasn't very high quality though.
so proud of the 717
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