No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
