Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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If any bush is that big that it influences the way your pants fit then you have serious, serious problems.
I hate judgmental guys with their overgrown pubic thicket telling us girls to wax. Do it first, you pansy.
2 reasons I think you aren't getting laid
- You had a big enough bush that shaving it made your pants fit better
- You used the word "m'cooch"
when she shaved that monster fur pie she probably got rid of a colony of crabs, lice, and a small mammal or two. That's what made the pants fit
12:36 I think I love you! A dark, vulgar sense of humor is good!
Sounds to me like the OP must have had a serious bush going on there... Lol
Ive always shaved...otherwise my di ck looks like it has side burns
Holy shit. That scares me. Does this mean that people could see that your pants were poofy there before you shaved? Eww.
could have just left it unshaven, not like you're getting any
M'Cooch??? Is that anything like a McNugget?
I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read this.
Odg, I bet the OP's swimsuits must have looked like Depends before.
I love trident layers!
lmao ew ?
Yeah, you guys that are wanting a smooth runway better do some trim work yourself. Nobody like long pubs in their mouth! Trim your shit!
Conversely, 4:02, you don't get a free pass because you don't have a vagina. We expect you guys to be clean and well-manicured too.
This sounds like a guy wrote it, if not, lmao
Atleast she doesn't have a snaggle tooth like u 1:15
A man usually likes a clean workspace
So use bikini zone cream after to keep the bumps down
And no one is saying shave everything unless it's what u prefer but keep it trim please
Holy shit! A Sasquatch
amazing how people take this so literal. I think it's effin hilarious!
Someone needs to cut back on the rogaine, and wax that sh*t.
1229 must be a virgin. CA is the porn capital, broads shave their shit or theyre shown the door to NY. they need it thick out there for the cold!
Busted out laughing! Hysterical.
The whole don't judge me thing made ne believe you also saw that episode of my name is Earl
Keep reaching for that rainbow, sweetheart.
2:29, the one time I shaved before a vacation I found it irritating and disturbing. Trimming is fine as long as both sexes do it. I'd be annoyed at any guy insisting on total hair removal.
Cooch? How old are you grow the fuck up
I HATE men who think they don't need to shave because they're men. They never wash their bushes either like natural girls do. Nasty nasty nasty.
5:42 - Does your dad have a cooch, dumbfuck?
Lazer* damn iPhone
Yuck omgoodness nasty sick
What was a gorilla livin in ur pants?
They're assuming it's a girl cause it says m'coochh
Men don't have cooches
the OP should shave her ass and bleach her bunghole -- drop another pant size
Ewe. Well i think girls should shave and boys should trim. On another not my friends roommate clogs her drain when she shaves her crap so of course this should be taken literally. Some girls really do this nasty crap
Beauty does not have to be pain, 7:30, you dipshit.
2:55 your nasty. Total hair removal is EXACTLY what needs to be done. I'm a girl. And EVERYTHING is gonee..I'm working on lazed hair removal.
Cuz guys don't have a couch dumbass
Gross, clogged drain.
You, probably, look like a werewolf wearing a thong!
@12:29 we do not! every girl I know here shaves. fact.
OMG this is hilarious. i nearly died.
You grow that much?!?!?! Damn that's hairy
*shudder* OP that is VILE. Wax that shit. Beauty is pain.
Your the dipshit! What part of being beautiful doesn't require some pain.
You are probably fuckingggg ugggglllllyyyy!
Why does everyone assume that this was a chick?
I agree 2:18! I shave, it's irritating down there if I don't. Not to mention I find it a little... Disturbing
-girl next door
Damnn .. Must of been bad.
WTF how is that even possible??
Too late....funny...but nasty as hell!
I'm surprised people think this is actually real.
i dont know about all the other guys but i like the runway to be debris free and smooth.
You should burn it off next time. It'll look like a garbage fire, but you'll at least get a pity fuck. Most guys don't mind the burnt hair smell.
oh Florida...how we love thee
Wow... way to stay classy Tallahassee!
2:58 your parents must be proud of the naughty jungle of love you dive into
enough wool to knit a sweater!!
shit, that ain't hair pie. more like tumbleweed suprise
Must have been chubacca
The OP must originally be from California. They grow 'em thick out there.
Um, 12:17, I really hope you're joking.