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  • If any bush is that big that it influences the way your pants fit then you have serious, serious problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:25pm
  • I hate judgmental guys with their overgrown pubic thicket telling us girls to wax. Do it first, you pansy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:18pm
  • 2 reasons I think you aren't getting laid - You had a big enough bush that shaving it made your pants fit better - You used the word "m'cooch"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:46pm
  • when she shaved that monster fur pie she probably got rid of a colony of crabs, lice, and a small mammal or two. That's what made the pants fit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:36pm
  • 12:36 I think I love you! A dark, vulgar sense of humor is good!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:43pm
  • Sounds to me like the OP must have had a serious bush going on there... Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:14pm
  • Ive always shaved...otherwise my di ck looks like it has side burns

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:34pm
  • Holy shit. That scares me. Does this mean that people could see that your pants were poofy there before you shaved? Eww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:05pm
  • could have just left it unshaven, not like you're getting any

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:34pm
  • M'Cooch??? Is that anything like a McNugget?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:50pm
  • I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Odg, I bet the OP's swimsuits must have looked like Depends before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Dude.

    Submitted by josemcdonald on Jan 9, 11 at 2:03am
  • I love trident layers!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:50pm
  • lmao ew ?

    Submitted by breebabix on Apr 26, 11 at 9:00am
  • Yeah, you guys that are wanting a smooth runway better do some trim work yourself. Nobody like long pubs in their mouth! Trim your shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Conversely, 4:02, you don't get a free pass because you don't have a vagina. We expect you guys to be clean and well-manicured too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:42pm
  • This sounds like a guy wrote it, if not, lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:31pm
  • Atleast she doesn't have a snaggle tooth like u 1:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:22am
  • Ladies A man usually likes a clean workspace So use bikini zone cream after to keep the bumps down And no one is saying shave everything unless it's what u prefer but keep it trim please

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Holy shit! A Sasquatch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:35pm
  • amazing how people take this so literal. I think it's effin hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Someone needs to cut back on the rogaine, and wax that sh*t.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Boooooooooonnnnneeeerrrrr.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:51pm
  • 1229 must be a virgin. CA is the porn capital, broads shave their shit or theyre shown the door to NY. they need it thick out there for the cold!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Busted out laughing! Hysterical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55am
  • The whole don't judge me thing made ne believe you also saw that episode of my name is Earl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:37am
  • Keep reaching for that rainbow, sweetheart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:45pm
  • 2:29, the one time I shaved before a vacation I found it irritating and disturbing. Trimming is fine as long as both sexes do it. I'd be annoyed at any guy insisting on total hair removal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Cooch? How old are you grow the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:29pm
  • I HATE men who think they don't need to shave because they're men. They never wash their bushes either like natural girls do. Nasty nasty nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm
  • 5:42 - Does your dad have a cooch, dumbfuck?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm
  • Lazer* damn iPhone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Yuck omgoodness nasty sick What was a gorilla livin in ur pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:59pm
  • They're assuming it's a girl cause it says m'coochh Men don't have cooches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:18pm
  • 12:57-OMG...that's hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:36pm
  • the OP should shave her ass and bleach her bunghole -- drop another pant size

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Too late.

    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 12, 11 at 2:34pm
  • Ewe. Well i think girls should shave and boys should trim. On another not my friends roommate clogs her drain when she shaves her crap so of course this should be taken literally. Some girls really do this nasty crap 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:25am
  • Beauty does not have to be pain, 7:30, you dipshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:57pm
  • 2:55 your nasty. Total hair removal is EXACTLY what needs to be done. I'm a girl. And EVERYTHING is gonee..I'm working on lazed hair removal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:38pm
  • Cuz guys don't have a couch dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Gross, clogged drain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:27pm
  • You, probably, look like a werewolf wearing a thong!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:48am
  • @12:29 we do not! every girl I know here shaves. fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:18pm
  • OMG this is hilarious. i nearly died.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:18pm
  • You grow that much?!?!?! Damn that's hairy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:42pm
  • *shudder* OP that is VILE. Wax that shit. Beauty is pain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:30pm
  • Your the dipshit! What part of being beautiful doesn't require some pain. You are probably fuckingggg ugggglllllyyyy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:15am
  • Why does everyone assume that this was a chick?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:42pm
  • I agree 2:18! I shave, it's irritating down there if I don't. Not to mention I find it a little... Disturbing -girl next door

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Damnn .. Must of been bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:21pm
  • WTF how is that even possible??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Too late....funny...but nasty as hell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:23pm
  • I'm surprised people think this is actually real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:08pm
  • i dont know about all the other guys but i like the runway to be debris free and smooth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:43pm
  • You should burn it off next time. It'll look like a garbage fire, but you'll at least get a pity fuck. Most guys don't mind the burnt hair smell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:32pm
  • oh Florida...how we love thee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Wow... way to stay classy Tallahassee!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:20pm
  • 2:58 your parents must be proud of the naughty jungle of love you dive into

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:08pm
  • enough wool to knit a sweater!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:53pm
  • shit, that ain't hair pie. more like tumbleweed suprise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Must have been chubacca

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:16am
  • The OP must originally be from California. They grow 'em thick out there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:29pm
  • Um, 12:17, I really hope you're joking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm